Mark : We are legal adults, and yet you're still giving us dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
Jaebum : But you love your dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
Mark : We're grown adults
Jackson, Katsumi, Youngjae, Bambam and Yugyeom in the distance, playing with their nuggets : RAWR RAWR
(Text conversation)
Jinyoung : K
Katsumi : Well, potassium is a nice element
Katsumi : Very reactive
Katsumi : Unlike that last response you gave
At a radio show
Host to Katsumi : Have you ever insulted one of the members behind their back in Japanese?
Katsumi : No
Katsumi : Because I do it to their faces in Korean
Yugyeom : Help, Youngjae hyung is choking and I need to call 911, but the 9 button isn't working
Bambam : Just turn the phone upside down and press the 6
Yugyeom : Genius
Katsumi : What the fuck
Katsumi : Wow, the stars look beautiful tonight
Yugyeom : Yeah, they do
Katsumi : You know who else looks beautiful?
Yugyeom, blushing : Who?
Katsumi : Youngjae
Katsumi : Why would I fuck a demon? Simple, the status. Imagine you and your friends arriving in the gates of hell, they're crying, scared to death for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. Legendary.
Jackson : Wtf, it's 3am.
Bambam : No, keep going, she has a point.
Jaebum : You're driving a car and then you see Jinyoung and Youngjae in the street. Which will you hit first?
Katsumi : Jinyoung, definitely Jinyoung. I could never hurt Youngjae.
Jaebum, massaging his temples : The breaks, Kat, you hit the breaks.
Katsumi : *Accidentally hits Mark whilst training*
Mark : Do you want to die?
Katsumi, whispering : Kinda
Mark, softening : Hey, we talked about this.
Got7 : *Loses Bambam in a large crowd*
Katsumi : This calls for drastic measures
Katsumi : NOW WATCH ME WHIP
Bambam, appearing out of nowhere : NOW WATCH ME NAE NAE
Youngjae : *Sneaks in through the window at 2AM*
Jaebum, flicking on the light and turning around in his chair : So, where were you?
Youngjae : I-I was with Katsumi noona
Katsumi, turning around in her own chair : Wanna try that again?
Mark : Where are you going?
Katsumi : Depends
Katsumi : Like when I die, probably to hell
Katsumi : But for now, I'm going to the bathroom
Katsumi, holding her newborn baby : Oh my God, she's so beautiful
Doctor : Okay, so we're going to have to give her some shots
Katsumi : Oh hell yeah, pour it up, it's her fucking BIRTHDAY
YOU ARE READING
LULLABY // GOT7
Fanfiction❝you need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star,❞ where katsumi yoshida becomes the female member of an all-boy group
