Fudgey is being rude. it is RIDICULOUS. UTTERLY RIDICULOUS.
I have been given the silent treatment and I just won't have it.
In other news, I think the guy who always admires me from the other side of the dining hall at meal times has a bit of a fascination with me...
His name was like 'mulch' or something... no no... 'kilt'?
'FILCH'! that's his name! I'm going to have tea with my wittel baby kitten portraits :)
Until another time,
Yours truly,
Dolores Umbridge
YOU ARE READING
Umbridge's Diary
Humorexactly what it sounds like I promise it'll be funny... just read please. Sadly, all the rights of harry potter belong to JK Rowling :/
