It's been a week as Headmistress and I've already got students acting up. One of them threatened mY LIFE!!! I know it's astonishing because i'm such a kind, caring, and overall nice person to be around. I don't know what went through the little brats mind.
Sadly, more people are being hooked on Potter's spiel about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named being back. I don't know how the dark lord's name comes out of his filthy mouth! Nothing much has been disturbing my school now that i've added some ~new rules~
Fudgey owled me back today praising me for the work i've been doing! he's so handsome and a bit of an idiot, but what he doesn't know can't hurt him, right? He doesn't seem to answer me when I tell him stuff about me, like my HATRED FOR CHILDREN. *humph*
Anyway, back to finding out what kids are doing out of bed so late. WHERE ARE THEY GOING??And why is Draco such a suck up- That kid is spoiled absolutely rotten, but I keep him around cause he'll do my dirty work just to hold it over Potter's head. Plus Potter in misery is just a bonus hahAHAHHAHAHHAAAAHA-
Sweetly,
Dolores
YOU ARE READING
Umbridge's Diary
Umorismoexactly what it sounds like I promise it'll be funny... just read please. Sadly, all the rights of harry potter belong to JK Rowling :/
