I feel depressed my dear diary. I didn't even SMILE when Potter came to detention today! Don't you see how sad I am! woah is meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*dramatic faint onto couch with the back of hand on forehead**
Potter ruins everything. At least Lucius' son is just as obedient as he is *eye roll*
Draco has come devastatingly close to catching the secret club run by Potter and his friends throughout the night.
That boy just needs to... WEASLE his way into their club! yes, like a ferret!
Anyway, since Fudgey is turning his back on me, then there is no reason why i shouldn't turn my back on him >:)
What he doesn't know can't hurt him, right? ;)
Plus, the minister tasked me with finding and destroying DumbBell-dore's secret weapon or whatever *yet another eye roll*
I'll do all in my power to find it.... and then use it to fund my hobbies! TORTURING CHILDREN! :D
Another goodbye 'til the next,
Dolores Umbridge <3
YOU ARE READING
Umbridge's Diary
Humorexactly what it sounds like I promise it'll be funny... just read please. Sadly, all the rights of harry potter belong to JK Rowling :/
