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Erika tham as tegan james
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Drew starkey as himself
Blake: about time u got here Tegan: uber were refusing to take me any where because I'm apparently to drunk for them to handle what a load of bs Blake ; shut up
He kisses me and i kiss him back and he quickly pulls my shirt off and he picks me up putting me on the kitchen counter and i pull his shirt off kissing his neck
And u know what happend
Blake ; thank u for that u can go now Tegan; its 3 in the morning Blake ; do i care what time it is we got what we wanted now u can go now Tegan: this was the last time Blake ; u say that every time now go so i can sleep i have work in the morning Tegan: ass
I get down from the counter getting dressed and i walk out the door and i get my phone calling dec
Dec ; do u know what time it is Tegan; I'm awear of the time deccers but i knew u would be up because u stay up all night playing videos games Dec ; how can i help Tegan ; can u please come get me from the assholes place and take me home I'll pay u deccersss Dec : I'll be there 5 Tegan: thank u Dec : yh yh
He hangs up and i sit on the floor going on my phone while i wait
Lav : oi u drunk bitch come on
I get up running into the car
Tegan : why are u here gorgeous girl Lav ; dec was like if i have to deal with your bestfriends drunk ass then so do i Tegan : yayyy Lav ; i have something for us
She climes in the back seat with me
Dec ; lavender driving Lav ; don't care
She pulls out a bottle of tequila from her jumper
Tegan: oh Lav ; lets get fucking wasted bitch Dec ; lav seriously Lav : shut the fuck up
She opens the bottle drinking some and she hands the bottle to me
Dec ; lav seriously if u get drunk Lav ; dec stop being a boring ass Tegan : he just wants to get drunk aswell hes jelouse hes driving Dec ; I'm not jelouse Lav ; your so jelouse Dec ; god i just remberd how much i hate u both Lav ; feelings mautral now turn the music up Tegan : this is my jam
He turns music up and me lav sing along and we carry on drinking and we open all the windows leaning out them .
Lav ; why have u stopped Dec ; red light dumbass
A car pulls up next to us amd there music was blaring
Tegan: great music tatse
I yell over to the 3 guys in the car
Chase : tegan Tegan ; its chase Guy : u know her Chase : yh come join our party james Tegan: pay u later dec Dec : no no no tegan
I get out decs car and i get in the car next to me
Tegan : drive
Chase starts driving
Chase : u can smell the alcohol on u Tegan: u sure its not me and him hes more drunk then me Guy ; i...yh can't disagree there now shh
He covers my mouth with his hand
Chase : rudy hands to yourself Tegan ; its rudy Rudy; rudys the name don't wear it out Tegan: and your name sir Guy : i-its what my name Chase ; oh my God drew Drew : its drew is it drew Chase : yes its drew Drew : there drew what is your name Tegan : tegan Rudy : thats james Tegan; james Alexander chase stokes Chase : yes that's my full name Drew : your name isn't chase Chase; u know this Drew : do i Tegan : how much have u had to drink Chase : me none them i swear the whole bar rudy was drinking alcohol like water drew hasn't eaten since breakfast so its just gone throw him Tegan; Rudy sounds like my person Rudy ; when your going out u may aswell have fun Tegan ; exactly why haven't u drank boring ass Chase ; because i said i would be the uber driver tonight how much have u had to drink james Tegan ; i don't know it was my frineds birthday and i barley drink so i thought lets get wasted tonight and have fun Drew ; well get even more wasted with us were going back to mine and drinking Rudy ; hell yh we are Chase : I'm going to my girlfriends james I'm trusting u to look after theses goons for me so sober up Tegan: i don't want to sober up Chase: trust me you'll thank me in the morning when u get to drew drink water and make sure they don't do stupid shit Drew ; if anything rudy will be the one doing stupid shit Rudy: uh no Chase And drew : yes Rudy : yes i do stupid shit Tegan ; we take a shot to doing stupid shit then I'll sober up for u stokes Chase ; yh thats bullshit Rudy ; and we can take another shot for bullshit talkers Tegan ; ayy I'm a bullshit talker Drew ; a shot for rudy and stupid shit a shot for tegan and bullshit talker Chase ; its only fair they take for u aswell Rudy ; a shot for drew and his middle fingers Chase ; that's a good one Tegan; huh Rudy ; drew likes sticking his middle fingers up a lot Tegan; to drew and his middle fingers Chase : sorted then
Chase stops the car and we get out the car
Chase : ok u all walk in front of me so if u fall its not me Rudy : yh yh
I follow everyone to this apartment
Chase ; ok have fun Tegan: byee Chase : bye
He walks out
Rudy ; pouring the shots Drew : good this way to the kitchen
We go into it the kitchen
Rudy ; this one for me All of us : stupid shit
We drink
Tegan ; this one for me All of us : bullshit talker
We drink
Drew : and to me All of us ; middle fingers
We drink again
Rudy : taking a leak Tegan : need to sit down Drew : and i need to...i don't know
I walk over to the sofa sitting down and i lean my head back and the room was spinning but within time it finnaly stopped and i fell asleep
