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Erika tham as tegan james

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Erika tham as tegan james

Erika tham as tegan james

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Drew starkey as himself

Blake: about time u got here
Tegan: uber were refusing to take me any where because I'm apparently to drunk for them to handle what a load of bs
Blake ; shut up

He kisses me and i kiss him back and he quickly pulls my shirt off and he picks me up putting me on the kitchen counter and i pull his shirt off kissing his neck

And u know what happend

Blake ; thank u for that u can go now
Tegan; its 3 in the morning
Blake ; do i care what time it is we got what we wanted now u can go now
Tegan: this was the last time
Blake ; u say that every time now go so i can sleep i have work in the morning
Tegan: ass

I get down from the counter getting dressed and i walk out the door and i get my phone calling dec

Dec ; do u know what time it is
Tegan; I'm awear of the time deccers but i knew u would be up because u stay up all night playing videos games
Dec ; how can i help
Tegan ; can u please come get me from the assholes place and take me home I'll pay u deccersss
Dec : I'll be there 5
Tegan: thank u 
Dec : yh yh

He hangs up and i sit on the floor going on my phone while i wait

Lav : oi u drunk bitch come on

I get up running into the car

Tegan : why are u here gorgeous girl
Lav ; dec was like if i have to deal with your bestfriends drunk ass then so do i
Tegan : yayyy
Lav ; i have something for us

She climes in the back seat with me

Dec ; lavender driving
Lav ; don't care

She pulls out a bottle of tequila from her jumper

Tegan: oh
Lav ; lets get fucking wasted bitch
Dec ; lav seriously
Lav : shut the fuck up

She opens the bottle drinking some and she hands the bottle to me

Dec ; lav seriously if u get drunk
Lav ; dec stop being a boring ass
Tegan : he just wants to get drunk aswell hes jelouse hes driving
Dec ; I'm not jelouse
Lav ; your so jelouse
Dec ; god i just remberd how much i hate u both
Lav ; feelings mautral now turn the music up
Tegan : this is my jam

He turns music up and me lav sing along and we carry on drinking and we open all the windows leaning out them .

Lav ; why have u stopped
Dec ; red light dumbass

A car pulls up next to us amd there music was blaring

Tegan: great music tatse

I yell over to the 3 guys in the car

Chase : tegan
Tegan ; its chase
Guy : u know her
Chase : yh come join our party james
Tegan: pay u later dec
Dec : no no no tegan

I get out decs car and i get in the car next to me

Tegan : drive

Chase starts driving

Chase : u can smell the alcohol on u
Tegan: u sure its not me and him hes more drunk then me
Guy ; i...yh can't disagree there now shh

He covers my mouth with his hand

Chase : rudy hands to yourself
Tegan ; its rudy
Rudy; rudys the name don't wear it out
Tegan: and your name sir
Guy : i-its what my name
Chase ; oh my God drew
Drew : its drew is it drew
Chase : yes its drew
Drew : there drew what is your name
Tegan : tegan
Rudy : thats james
Tegan; james Alexander chase stokes
Chase : yes that's my full name
Drew : your name isn't chase
Chase; u know this
Drew : do i
Tegan : how much have u had to drink
Chase : me none them i swear the whole bar rudy was drinking alcohol like water drew hasn't eaten since breakfast so its just gone throw him
Tegan; Rudy sounds like my person
Rudy ; when your going out u may aswell have fun
Tegan ; exactly why haven't u drank boring ass
Chase ; because i said i would be the uber driver tonight how much have u had to drink james
Tegan ; i don't know it was my frineds birthday and i barley drink so i thought lets get wasted tonight and have fun
Drew ; well get even more wasted with us were going back to mine and drinking
Rudy ; hell yh we are
Chase : I'm going to my girlfriends james I'm trusting u to look after theses goons for me so sober up
Tegan: i don't want to sober up
Chase: trust me you'll thank me in the morning when u get to drew drink water and make sure they don't do stupid shit
Drew ; if anything rudy will be the one doing stupid shit
Rudy: uh no
Chase And drew : yes
Rudy : yes i do stupid shit
Tegan ; we take a shot to doing stupid shit then I'll sober up for u stokes
Chase ; yh thats bullshit
Rudy ; and we can take another shot for bullshit talkers
Tegan ; ayy I'm a bullshit talker
Drew ; a shot for rudy and stupid shit a shot for tegan and bullshit talker
Chase ; its only fair they take for u aswell
Rudy ; a shot for drew and his middle fingers
Chase ; that's a good one
Tegan; huh
Rudy ; drew likes sticking his middle fingers up a lot
Tegan; to drew and his middle fingers
Chase : sorted then

Chase stops the car and we get out the car

Chase : ok u all walk in front of me so if u fall its not me
Rudy : yh yh

I follow everyone to this apartment

Chase ; ok have fun
Tegan: byee
Chase : bye

He walks out

Rudy ; pouring the shots
Drew : good this way to the kitchen

We go into it the kitchen

Rudy ; this one for me
All of us : stupid shit

We drink

Tegan ; this one for me
All of us : bullshit talker

We drink

Drew : and to me
All of us ; middle fingers

We drink again

Rudy : taking a leak
Tegan : need to sit down
Drew : and i need to...i don't know

I walk over to the sofa sitting down and i lean my head back and the room was spinning but within time it finnaly stopped and i fell asleep

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