Tegan ; I'm heading out do u need anything
Lav ; no but dec needs shaving cream and a razor the facial hair needs to go
Tegan: no i love his facial hair
Lav ; i don't
Tegan: no not getting that dec can keep the facial
Lav ; how can u like it
Tegan; i just do so not getting that
Lav ; I'll get it then
Tegan ; ok enjoy see ya love ya
Lav ; love u too
I walk out the door getting in my car driving to the store and i get watermelon and then i go to drews
Tegan ; ayy u got the memo of wearing sweats and doing nothing with your hair
Drew ; its one of thoeses days where i need to chill
Tegan: why go out last night
Drew : no the beach whiped me out after u all left me and cal went back in the water and we brought a ball and kicked that around for hours . Came home at 5 and i passed out till 10 this monring
Tegan: jeez
Drew ; i said it whiped me out but yesterday was fun
Tegan : good
Drew ; i like cal
Tegan: good to hear
Drew : Blakes asshole
Tegan ; i know but hes a cute asshole
Drew : if u think so why do u have a watermelon
Tegan; i really want watermelon and we agreed to see each other today so yh got my watermelon and came here
Drew ; fair enough
Tegan ; do u have mustard
Drew : yes
Tegan ; lovely
I go to the kitchen cutting up the watermelon and i get the mustard
Drew ; please tell me u aren't going to eat that together
Tegan; i am
Drew ; what the fuck is wrong with u
Tegan ; hey don't judge it till u tryed it
Drew ; nasty
Tegan: try it
Drew ; no
Tegan ; drew try
Drew ; absolutely not
Tegan; u practically made me go in the water yeserday so u have to try this
Drew : really
Tegan; yes
Drew ; fine
He gets up walking over to me and i end up feeding it to him
Drew ; wait
Tegan; its good isn't it
Drew ; i hate that i like this
Tegan : woo u like it
Drew ; let me have some more
Tegan ; make some then
Drew ; no to lazy for that let me have another bite of yours
Tegan ; no mine
Drew ; 1 bite
Tegan; fine
I feed him again
Drew ; mmm good
Tegan ; i know it is
Drew : are your glasses real or fake
Tegan: real without them i blind as shit
Drew ; never seen u wear glasses before
Tegan: contacts
Drew ; how blind are u
Tegan: blind
He takes them off me and he wears them
Drew : fucking hell i cannot see
Tegan: can i have them back
Drew: yh
He puts them on my face and we sit down
Tegan ; do u know lav thinks your hot so if this doesn't fake relationship doesn't make bella jelouse u have lav
Drew ; oh bellas jelouse
Tegan; really
Drew ; yh when u left madelyns mads told me the truth bella didn't come because she didn't want to us together she was jelouse. It wasn't because she didn't want to 5th wheel
Tegan ; its working for u
Drew ; is it working for u
Tegan; honestly have no clue blake called me a slut
Drew ; what
Tegan ; yh he said a week and half ago i was saying i wanted to be with him a week ago i was sleeping with him and now I'm in a relationship with another guy . And he said kinda slutty
Drew : are u ok
Tegan: called me worse
Drew ; i think u desver better
I shrug my shoulders
Drew ; if cal didn't have a girlfriend i say u 2 would be good together
Tegan; cals hot but knowen him way to long that it would be awakrd if something happend
Drew ; dec
Tegan: dec is like a brother
Drew ; but dec and cal are so much better then blake he called u a slut why do u want someone like that
Tegan;i don't know theres just something about him
Drew ; sex to good
Tegan; no theres just something about him
Drew ; ok
Tegan; why do u want someone who doesn't trust u
Drew ; with bella i was really open with other girls i hadn't been so open
Tegan : shes the first girl you've had an emotional connection with so u feel connected to her
Drew ; oh i dunno like u said something about her
Tegan: ok
Drew : what if this whole jelouse thing doesn't work yes bella is jelouse but she might see I've moved on so she will
Tegan: well when u next see her flirt with her
Drew : if i flirt with her she'll think I'm cheating on u then she will for sure think i cheated on her
Tegan ; shit well just make sure she don't move on
Drew ; how can i do that
Tegan; figure it out
Drew : alright bossy
I then get a message
Blake ; i know u have a boyfriend but can u come over i need u
Drew : what
I hand him my phone
Drew : no
Tegan ; i really want to go
Drew; no
Tegan : but
Drew ; no be like i am with drew now or what ever play hard to get
Tegan : ugh
Drew ; and be like if u want to talk we talk in public and i know he doesn't want to talk he wants to sleep with u but say that
Tegan: dude
Drew ; come on
Tegan : fine
He hands me phone back and i message him
Tegan ; I'm with drew if u want to talk we can meet in public
Blake ; u know i don't want to talk
Tegan ; then we can't meet
Blake ; come on u know u want to come round
Tegan ; i don't atchally I'm very happy with drew
I put my phone down
Tegan : can i ple
Drew : no
Tegan; ugh
Drew : you'll thank me
Tegan; will i tho
Drew ; yes
Tegan ; were see about that I'm gonna make a move
Drew ; hey
Tegan; I'm not going there I'm going home
Drew ; ok
Tegan : see u soon enjoy my watermelon
Drew: yh see ya and i will
I get up walking out the door and i get in my car driving home
Tegan: no dec what have u done
Dec; i didn't do it i fell asleep on the sofa and lav shaved parts of my beard and it looked awful so i had to shave the whole lot
Tegan; noo
Dec ; i am so sad I'm 26 and I've only manged to grow it out now I'm baby face again
Tegan : lavender
Dec ; shes gone out i told her if i saw her face this evening i will lose my shit
Tegan : oh i can't believe that
Dec : i know i really want to shave her bair off
Tegan: don't
Dec ; i won't but i want to
Tegan; it will grow back
Dec ; yh in like 26 years
Tegan : just give it time
Dec : mmm yep theres food in the microwave
He walks off and i go to the kitchen eating my dinner and then i head upstairs laying down a d i go on tik tok
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