Marvel One Shots

Five Drink Rule

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"When is the wedding Rogers?" Tony asks

"What are you talking about?" Steve asks

"You and Nat last night." Clint says

"Umh." Steve says

"Was she drunk?" Bruce asks

"Yes." Steve says

"How many drinks?" Tony asks

"Five." Steve says

"He doesn't know." Clint says

"Know what?" Steve asks

"The Natasha Romanoff Drinking Rule." Bruce says

"The what?" Steve asks

"Drink one, she gets a bit sleepy." Tony says

"Drink two, she gets hyperactive." Clint says

"Drink three, she can't hear herself talk, so she's loud." Bruce says

"Drink four, just keep her away from any things that can hurt you." Tony says

"She hit me with a pillow." Steve says

"Drink five, she gets sexually frustrated." Clint says

"I never should've gone to her room." Steve says

"Why were you even there?" Bruce asks

"I heard her crying and Wanda was out on a date so she couldn't help, so I went into her room and she asked for Thor's Asgard drink, so I gave it to her." Steve says

"You should've gave her chocolate." Tony says

"We didn't have any." Steve says

"So wedding, next spring, summer maybe?" Clint says

"Me and Natasha aren't getting married, we aren't even dating, and I don't even like her like that." Steve says

"You don't like me?" They heard Natasha say

"No, I mean." Steve says

"I know what you meant." Natasha says and walked away.

"Oh, no." Bruce says

"Hey guys, Bucky got me chocolate and flowers last night isn't that cute?" Wanda says

"Give that." Tony says and pulled the flowers and chocolate out of her hands.

"Hey!" Wanda says

"Steve, give this to Natasha and make things up." Tony says

"But that's my chocolate!" Wanda says

"I will buy you new ones." Tony says

"No, Tony don't. Tony give Wanda her flowers and chocolate back, I will make things up with her on my own." Steve says

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"Steve?" Natasha says and walked inside her room.

"H-hey Nat." Steve says

"What is all this?" She asks and looked around her room.

There were rose pedals on her bed and the room was filled with candles.

"I want to say that I'm sorry, I'm sorry for last night that I got you drunk, and I'm sorry for this morning. I really like you Nat, I just didn't want the others to know about my huge teenage crush on you." He says

"That's really sweet." She says

"So umh, do you wanna be my girlfriend?" He asks

"Yes, I would love to." She says

"Do you want chocolate?" He asks

"Yes, I would love that." She says

They cuddled up on the bed and watched romantic movies all night long, until they fell asleep in each others arms.

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