Marvel One Shots

Kittens

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"Shut up." Natasha says

"Why are you holding a kitten?" Steve asks

"Oh my god they sent it? Look how adorble you are." Clint says grabbing the kitten.

"A couple years back Fury was announcing the promotions, I worked my ass off all year." Natasha says

"So when we were all there Fury said Goose the cat got a promotion." Clint says

"Then everyone laughed, because a cat got my promotion." Natasha says

"Everyone who was there sends her a kitten every year to remind her how she lost a promotion to a cat." Clint says

"Goose got your promotion?" Tony asks

"Don't you dare name that bitches name." Natasha says

"Nawwh, you're still not over it." Clint says

"You know what? I'm going to S.H.I.E.L.D right now to tell them I am an Avenger and Goose isn't." Natasha says and walked out.

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"How did it go?" Steve asks

Natasha turned around holding five kittens.

"Oh my god." Tony says

"They gave me more." Natasha says

"What are all these kittens doing here?" Bruce asks

"They are adorble." Thor says

"I'm gonna kill them." Natasha says

"The kittens or the agents?" Steve asks

"The kittens." Natasha says pulling out her gun.

"No! No! No! We are not killing kittens in this tower." Tony says stepping in front of them.

"We will put them up for adoption instead." Clint says

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Steve walked into the kitchen, it was 5am and he just woke up.

"Who's a good boy, yes you are." He heard Natasha say

"Nat?" Steve asks

"Oh hey Steve." She says

"What are you doing with these kittens?" He asks

"Umh, well last night after everyone went to sleep Stark climbed on my lap and I fell in love with them." She says

"Stark?" He asks

"I named them all, we got Spangles, Hawk, Natalia, Thunder and Monster." She says

"You named them after us?" He asks

"I had to name them." She says

"You wanna keep them?" He asks

"So badly." She says hugging Monster.

"Oh boy we gotta castrate Spangles." He says

"Yes, he and Natalia got some sexual atraction. And more kittens isn't a good idea." She says

"Have you slept?" He asks

"No." She says

"Go to sleep, I will look after them." He says

"Thanks." She says and walked out of the room.

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