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Randomness (Part 1) [Remade]

So, I used a Quote Generator with a few characters from roleplays- (Including piggy people) Soo- here are some-

LynneDa_Wolf

AlexIsJustHere 

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Indigo: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. 

V: What if if bites me and it dies!?

Blue: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, V, Learn to listen. 

Echo: What if it bites itself and I die..? 

Crimson: That's voodoo 

Clover: What if it bites me and somebody else dies? 

V: Thats correlation not causation.

Echo: What if we bite each other and none of us die? 

Crimson: That- ....uh...

Indigo: Thats weird. 

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Melanie: What are your goals? 

Melody: To pet all the dogs. 

Melanie: No, your fitness goals. 

Melody: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Alex: You often use humor to deflect trauma 

W31RD0: Thank you.

Alex: I didn't say that was a good thing- 

W31RD0: What I'm hearing is...you think I'm funny. 

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Echo: *Stuck in one of the holes in the Outpost* Okay- Crimson, please help me- 

Crimson: I have two words for you... 

Echo: I bet they won't be helpful.. 

Crimson: Your problem

Echo: Knew it.. 

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Spirit: What the frick is wrong with you!?

Lust: Wow...you could start with a 'Good morning'. 

Spirit: Good morning, WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

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Atlas: WHATS YOUR TYPE!?  

Pride: *Bleeding out* Erm...I dunno- I mean- angry people are hot-

Atlas; Pride- YOUR BLOOD TYPE!!!

Pride: Oh- B positive. 

Atlas: DON'T TRY AND CHEER ME UP!! JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!!

Pride: ...

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Soldier: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon? 

Traitor: I'm a KNIFE!

Mr. Smiles: *From across the room* He's a little spoon- 

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Reven: Tray, keep an eye on Taylor today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. 

Tray: Sure, I'd love to watch Taylor get punched. 

Reven: ..Try again..

Tray: *Sighs* I'll stop Taylor from getting punched*