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Maddie: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Maddie and Crisis, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Mark: Our turn, Sin! One, two, three- vanilla!
Sin, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Maddie, banging on the door: Crisis! Open up!
Crisis: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Mark: No, they meant-
Sin: Let them finish.
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Maddie: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Crisis: What?
Mark: That you're a child.
Sin: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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Dino: How do I deal with my enemies?
Parasee: Kill them
Dino: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Spider: Kill them only a little?
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Claire: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Claire: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Claire: *punches wall*
Claire:
Claire: Take me to the hospital....please-
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Crisis: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Sin: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Sorrow: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
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Felix: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Maddie: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Felix: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Crisis: Actually I did the math, Maddie would have $225, not $0.15.
Maddie: Fam I'm right here....
Sin: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Felix: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Sin: Sorry I only have a dollar
Felix: :(
Crisis: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Maddie would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
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