The Real Slim Shady Eminem
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
My ordinary life The Living Tombstone
They tell me I'm a god, I'm lost in the facade
Six-feet off the ground at all times, I think I'm feelin' odd
Salute Little Mix
If you with me, women, let me hear you say
Ladies all across the world
Listen up, we're looking for recruits
If you with me, let me see your hands
Stand up and salute
Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots
Representing all the women, salute, salute
Boss Bitch Doja Cat
Wrist full of rocks and I hope I float
Big up yourself 'cause you know they don't
I chew, chew, chew 'cause they hope I choke
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss
Do it Like a Dude Jessie J
You think I can't get hood like you
You motherfucker
I can do it like a brother
Do it like a dude
Grab my crotch
Wear my hat low like you
Rasputin Boney M
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
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