The day is here. I was laying on a pew with a rose in my teeth, waiting. Sister Lily walked in, and I winked at her.
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"Come here often~?" I asked seductively.
"......Y/n I hope you have a good reason for this." She said sternly.
"I do actually." I told her while sitting up.
I stood up, and held my arms open.
"Y/n, I'm not going to kiss you." She said.
"I'm not asking for a kiss. I want a hug. It could be a long time before you see Yuno, Asta, and I." I told her.
She hugged me and I hugged her back. We stayed like that for a while, before she gasped and pulled away from me.
"I need to go say bye to my babies!" She shouted before running off. I laughed to myself and laid back down, waiting on the two idiots.
"WUTIZGOIN-!" Asta screamed throwing the door open.
"Speaking of two idiots." I muttered to myself sitting back up.
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Okay, not to be a Donny Doubter, but I don't think Asta's going to cut it unless he gets to show off his determination or something. He's failing, and Yuno's flexing on everyone. I was sitting upside down on my broom, and Yuno floated next to me.
"Why do you sit like that?" He asked.
"Why do you sound like that?" I asked.
"Like what?" He questioned.
"Like a nagging bitch." I answered.
He sighed and floated away, leaving me hanging from my broom. After a while the fights started.
Asta demolished some overconfident ass, and Yuno did the same thing. I sat across from my opponent, and yawned as the mortar came up from the ground and imprisoned me.
"Mortar Creation Magic, Fort Knox!"
"Oh please, you didn't even create it." I scoffed.
He opened it and revealed he created a cannon.
"Give up, please." He said.
I held my hand out, and glared at him.
"Have you ever wanted to see what happens when a person's blood-alcohol level is at 100?" I asked.
"What the hell are you talking about?" He questioned.
"Liquor Magic; Cocktail Coma." I said.
His eyes rolled into the back of his head, and he dropped like a sack of bricks. Everyone started whispering to each other in shock and I walked up to the sleeping man.
"Let there be light!" I shouted and made some wine splash his face, causing him to shoot up.
"What did you do to me!?" He asked.
"Considering forcing a person to die is against the law, I temporarily replaced your blood with a Bloody Mary Cocktail. What was that like? Did you see a light?" I questioned.
"Huh!?" He started screaming and freaking out, so I just stood up and shrugged.
"Guess we'll never know." I said.
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The rest of the fights wrapped up, and we stood in front of the magic knight captains while they called our numbers or whatever. Yuno joined the Golden Dawn, and I fist bumped him when he walked out.
"Proud of you."
"Thanks."
Asta didn't have anyone raise their hands until he gave a very convincing TED Talk and joined the Black Bulls.
I stepped up, and sat down in front of all of them. I have good odds with all of them due to me leaking my magic energy the whole time. If they're all drunk, at least one should raise they're hand.
I wasn't expecting, the only one to raise their hand being the only one I thought wouldn't. Charlotte Roselei. The leader of the Blue Roses.
"Blue Roses it is." I said shrugging.
"D-did she really just raise her hand for a male to join? She's got the only just women team right? The guys are just maids!" A person asked.
"Not any more." Another responded.
"Nah, that's gotta be her plan for him. He literally controls alcohol. Perfect errand boy." Another rationalized.
"Doesn't matter, I finally have a job!" I cheered.
