Male Reader x Black Clover

1; Y/n's grimoire

A priest is seen sitting at his desk, writing in his journal to himself. He is disturbed by a knock on the door, and opens it to reveal a crying kid holding two baby baskets or whatever they're called.

He takes the child inside, and asks him their names.

"I-i'm Y/n. These two are Asta and Yuno. My mommy told me to ask you to take care of us." The crying child said.

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A teenager is seen begging a nun to marry him, getting punched by a holy water fist. He is about to continue asking, when his black haired rival walks by and wows some kids.

"Yuno, don't think you're better than me!" The teen shouted.

"Asta, stop being louder than me." Yuno calmly responded.

Asta started growling, and was about to give a rebuttal, when a voice speaks up.

"Lily, is Asta harrassing you?" The voice asked.

Asta turns and sees the young adult talking to his future wife (yeah right), with a bottle of whiskey in hand.

"No, it's fine now. Y/n, I told you to stop drinking in front of the kids!" She exclaimed in worry, taking the bottle.

"Relax sister, I can't get drunk." He responded, taking it back.

"You're being a bad influence!" She said, grabbing the bottle again.

"Lily, you're a good enough role model for the both of us. They need a bad influence so they know not to be like me." He answered.

"What, strong, fast, smart, and good looking? You're giving them the wrong idea by drinking in front of them!" She shouted.

"Alright then, I'll be a priest and you can take over as the alcoholic. First thing we need to get you started down that path is a very passionless kiss. Pucker up." He said.

"Now you sound like Asta, who is a prime example. Remember the bourbon incident?" She asked.

"Hehe, oh boy do I." He said.

"It wasn't funny! You traumatised him!"

"Fine, no drinking in front of the kids. If you give me a kiss." He said with his arms crossed.

"I thought you couldn't get drunk?" She asked.

"I can't. Asta's looking and I want to crush his dreams so he either works harder or gives up." The alcoholic explained.

"Not happening. Just take the whiskey. If you're going to get dumb ideas like that without it, please keep drinking." She said.

"Will do, Miss. Staria." He said with a salute.

"Go away. Just go." She said, pointing towards the church.

"Don't worry Sister Lily, I'll protect you from his antics!" Asta exclaimed, getting between the two.

"Did you just say antics? Oh, Yuno! Have you tried alcohol yet?" The male asked his brother.

"Yuno, don't listen to him! It's a trap! A horrible, nauseating, maddening trap!" Asta shouted.

"No I haven't." He stated.

"You want to?" He asked.

"No I don't." He stated.

"Understandable. Have a nice day." He said, tripping over himself walking into the church.

"No wonder he hasn't tried to join the magic knights yet." Yuno muttered to himself.

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Y/n

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I was sitting upside down on the church pew, with my grimoire open. I was flipping through the pages, wondering how many spells I can learn if I do join the magic knights. I'm going to do the entrance thing with Asta and Yuno, because I promised them.

"Y/n!" I heard a tiny person shout.

I lowered my grimoire, and looked up at the upside down teen.

"Hehe, you're standing on the ceiling." I said.

"No, you're sitting upside down. Why are you doing that? Nevermind, I have a question!" The loud brat exclaimed.

"What's up bud?" I asked.

"Do you think my grimoire will be as cool as yours?" He asked me.

"I think it'll be cooler." I told him, looking back at my own.

"But how is mine supposed to be cooler than that? It's an eight clover grimoire! Nobody's ever heard of it!" Asta shouted, earning a chuckle.

"I'm sure you'll get something cooler than turning water into wine." I responded.