Queen of the Sound

Accusations and Explanations

Time: 9:00. You finally get up and make your way to the closet. Deidara follows you and hugs you from behind. You lean your head back and kiss him on the jawline. You open the doors and look for the camera... but you can't find it.

YN: "Where the hell did I put it?!"

D: "What're you looking for?"

YN: "So last night, there was a snake under my bed for some frickin' reason and I killed it obviously and threw it outside. The weird thing is, on the snake I found this camera looking thingy. I'm sure Konan didn't put it in here and the only person I can see doing something like this is Hidan for his own perverted reasons. Like, who else would it be?"

D: "I'm gonna kill him."

YN: "I'm not 100% sure that it was him, though. Like, yeah who else, but I can't just say that it's definitely him. Let's ask him about it and if he actually is completely oblivious to this then we'll have a bigger problem."

D: "I'm still gonna kill him. He's always looking at you and trying to touch you. He pisses me off."

YN: "Yeah I know. I'm just happy that Tobi helps keep him away from me. Plus it's always funny when that pervert gets smacked by him! We should go talk to everyone about it now."

You and Deidara go out into the main area of the Akatsuki hideout. Mostly everyone is there, with the exception of Itachi and Kisame, and Konan and Sasori, but you just assume that they're on a mission.

H: "Good morning, Queen~"

YN: "Hidan, it's too fucking early for your bullshit."

H: [whispering] "God, she's so hot..."

You give Hidan a death stare, to which he smirks at. Rolling your eyes you sit on the opposite end of the room as him, next to Deidara of course.

YN: "Were you guys talking about anything before we came out because if not, I've got something?"

T: "Nope. Go for it."

YN: "Thanks, Tobi. So last night, at around 305 I killed a snake in Konan's and my room, right? I don't know where it came from or how it got here but I was inspecting it since I was curious and I found a little camera looking device on its back. Hidan, do you know anything about that?"

H: "If I wanted to peep on you ladies, I wouldn't use a snake. They can be unpredictable. I'm not a fan of them either. Why do you think it was me anyway?"

YN: "Gee, I wonder. A hidden camera placed in a girl's room. Doesn't sound perverted at all... definitely nothing that would fit you."

H: "Fair enough... but no. I didn't do it. As bad of a guy as I seem, I wouldn't lie to you."

D: "I swear to your god, if you did and you're lying right now, I will kill you. I can promise you that."
You wrapped your arm around Deidara's waist in an attempt to calm him down.

YN: "So who else would it be? Who knows about this hideout besides us and Itachi and Kisame and Konan and Sasori?"

Then, an idea comes to you.

YN: "Well I guess Orochimaru, but why would he waste time doing that? He's not a pervert and we moved bases a while back after he left anyway."

P: "It is a snake, YN. I don't believe that we can fully count him out yet. Whatever's happening, know that we've got your back. We will find whoever is doing this, and kill them."

YN: "Thanks guys."

Later that day, Pain tells you that you will accompany him on a mission to Kirigakure for a supply run. You bring back lots of food and water, as well as metal and other materials, and lots of money.

Kak: "I know I said many times that I don't want you here, YN, but I've gotta say, nice job on the money haul."

YN: "Thanks, Kakuzu."

Deidara greets you with a hug and a forehead kiss.

D: "I missed you."

YN: "I missed you, too."