Emerald: help me, please!
Rose: I got 2 words for you
Emerald: *sighs* I bet they won't be helpful
Rose: Your. Problem.
Emerald: and I was right ._.
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Lapis: Lemon, can you PLEASE be serious for five minutes?
Lemon: my record is 4, but I think I can manage.
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Scenario: NASA interviewing 4 year old Choccy:
NASA: so here on your resume, it says that you're creative.
Chocolate: yup!
NASA: okay... may I know what it is that you create?
Chocolate: problems.
NASA: ...
NASA: you're hired!
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Rose's turn for an interview:
NASA: what is your biggest weakness?
Rose: I can be... uncooperative.
NASA: may I have an example?
Rose: no.
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In TB II when they're being attacked by the gang:
Rose: *whispering to Peach* what do we do?
Peach: *whispering to Rose* don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve
Rose: I think the saying is 'cards'?
Peach: nope. I meant what I said. *pulls knives out*
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Scenario: English lesson:
Indigo: A theif
Lemon: you mean 'thief'?
Indigo: no, theif.
Lapis: *shaking his head* remember, i before e, except after c.
Chocolate: thceif?
Everyone: ... no.
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Lapis: greetings, fellow crewmates-
Teal: *waves a little, frowning*
Scarlet: hey Lap!
Coal: MaPiS
Chocolate: CAPTAIN LAPIS >:3
Indigo: no, it's Cappy Lappy
Lemon: add and 'r' to the first word and then you're right, Indie.
Rose: *ignores Lapis's existence*
Snow: *inaudible* hewwo-
Emerald: hello Lapis
Peach: *cartwheels into the room* HEYYA LEADER LAPIS
Lapis: 13 different types of people :'3
Lemon: there are 11 of us... who are the two others?
Lapis: comment friends.
And then there is Lucky.
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Scenario: New Purple doesn't stop with the pickup lines and Black finally snaps.
Purple: so are we flirting right now?
Black: ...I am literally STABBING YOU
Purple: that doesn't answer my question :3
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Scenario: random crewmate finds out Black was an imposter
Crewmate: you killed people for MONEY?
Black: I can explain-
Crewmate: and all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump ._.
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Scenario: da gang is at home playing charades
Scarlet: your turn, Thomas.
Thomas: okay. *walks to front*
*over dramatic sniffing*
Chocolate: rabbit?
Emerald: dog?
Coal: police sniffer dog!
Emerald: I said dog-
Coal: :c
Lapis: THAT MANAGER DUDE!!
Thomas: yes! Wait a sec...
James: everything okay?
Thomas: is something... burning?
James: just my love for you~
Thomas: seriously, James. *glances over to the kitchen* HOLY CREWMATES WHY IS THE TOASTER ON FIRE?!
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HumorLiterally, what the title says. These will be for lots of my characters, but as you can guess... TB will be very common :3
