Peach, at school:
Peach: hey Lexi, I think we picked up each other's lunches. Look. *holds up a post it note that says 'Mommy loves you! Xx'*
Lexi: oh! That explains this! *holds up a post it note saying 'Please be good. Holy macaroni, can you please be good for just one day?'*
Peach: what's in your lunchbox?
Lexi: oh, just some sandwiches. And you?
Peach: *shrugs* macaroni cheese.
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Teal and Scarlet texting:
Teal: Scarlet, can you come over please?
Scarlet: sorry I can't, I'm hiding a body.
Teal: my dad isn't home
Scarlet: ...
Scarlet: I know.
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More of da beans playing Truth or Dare:
Peach: Rose! T or D!
Rose: Truth
Peach: how many hours of sleep have you gotten this week?
Rose: ... dare, please.
Peach: go to sleep.
Rose: I dOn'T LiKe tHiS GaMe :c
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Scarlet: shoot... this isn't good...
Mango: *walks in* what's going on?
Coal: Teal isn't answering her phone!
Mango: I'll try calling her
Lapis: *shakes head* we've all tried like, 10 times each
Peach: plus you're new...
Rose: so what makes you think that she'll pick up if you ca-
Teal, through the phone: hello?
Everyone: O.o
Mango: :3
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Snow: (at bedtime)
Goodnight moon. Goodnight tree. Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Indigo: Teal! You're still wearing your Halloween outfit!
Teal: ...no...
Lemon: Teal, why are you dressed as a witch?
Teal: *frustrated* I'm not!
Chocolate: I love your costume!
Teal: it's not a-
Emerald: yup, pretty cool.
Teal: GUYS!
Scarlet: *sighs* they still think it's a costume?
Teal: *gestures around* *sarcastically* well nah!
Scarlet: how do you deal with it?
Teal: when someone points to my black clothes and asks me whose funeral it is, having a look around and saying 'haven't decided yet' is always a good response.
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NASA: and if you have any queries, write them down and put it in the question box *gestures to a box*
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UmorismoLiterally, what the title says. These will be for lots of my characters, but as you can guess... TB will be very common :3