TB | Take 5~

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Purple: *stubs his toe* Fuc-

Yellow: PURPLE! We've got to work on your cursing...

Purple: why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Yellow: ._.

Purple: *realisation suddenly hits him* OH I WAS ACTUALLY SAYING FUCHSIA LOL

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Rose: hey Peach, can I have a sip of your water?

Peach: why are you asking? Usually you do it anyway.

Rose: cool.

Peach: just a heads up, it's not water.

Rose: *grins* vodka? NIIIIICE! I like your styleeee~ *grabs the bottle*

Peach: no, it's vinegar.

Rose: wh-wha???

Peach: it's vinegar, COWARD.

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Brown: can you keep a secret?

White: do you know ANYTHING about my life?

Brown: no I do not. Good point. So the secret is...

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Lemon: *slams door on her hand* *lets out an eloquent string of curses*

Lapis: *raises an eyebrow* watch your language

Lemon: what else am I supposed to say?
"Woe is I!"???

Lapis:

Lemon: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Scarlet: they know I'm an imposter... am I gonna go to jail? O.o

Peach: oof, you don't wanna go there...

Lime: jail is no fun.

Scarlet: how would you know... unless...

Everyone: LIME, YOU'VE BEEN TO JAIL?!

Lime: once but-

Everyone: O.o

Lime: -in monopoly.

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Scarlet: we need to stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween!

Coal: it's terrible for the environment!

Peach: YEAH! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Rose: now you're talking! Let's go get 'em~

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Lemon: can I be frank with you guys?

Indigo: I don't see how this is helping.

Chocolate: can I still be Chocolate?? :<

Rose: shh, let Frank speak.

Lemon: ._.

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Scenario: ghost's truth or dare

Red: Orange... I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room >:3

Brown: ooh good one >:3

Orange: hey, Green?

Green: *blushing* yeah?

Orange: can you move? I'm trying to get to Pink.

Green:

Pink: *smirks*

Green: why do I bother? *sinks through the floor and disappears*

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Chocolate: *to Lapis* I'm sad :<

Lapis: it's gonna be okay *hugs him*

Indigo: *watches* *walks over to Lemon*

Indigo: I'm sad.

Lemon: *nods* mood.

Indigo: ._.

Indigo: *all I wanted was hugs :'<*

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Lapis: *puts down card* ace of spades.

Lemon: *pulls out Uno card* +4

Indigo: *places down pokemon card* pikachu, I choose you

Scarlet: *puts down exploding kittens card* defuse via catnip sandwiches

Teal: *places dobble card* MATCH!! BOTH THE CARDS HAVE A KITTEN!

Emerald: *puts down top trumps card* strength 100!

Coal: *places pacman card* nuu I got Blinky :0

Peach: *monopoly deal card* dealbreaker! Haha, I take your whole property set!

Chocolate: *trembling* what game are we playing? :'<

Rose, from across the room: *sighs* this is one of the top ten reasons why I avoid games.

Snow: *places down a happy little dinosaurs card*

Chocolate: *confused and triggered Choccy noises*

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