Candles

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Billy: oh candle, your so sweet
Me: Billy! Get away from that you will burn!
Billy: oh yeh, I'm gonna be smokin hot
* evens his eyebrows out with his thumb and pinkie finger*
Me: fine Billy, burn then, you will also smell like cinnamon.
Billy: Yay!

One hour later ( I read that in a spongebob voice 😂)

Me: Really Billy, really
Billy: what * turns to face me*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA you have no eyebrow Billy!
They burned off! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Billy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I'm supposed to be smokin hot!
* I walk away laughing*
Billy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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