Crazy Book of Random Things

Harry Potter FB chat 3

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Harry: ooft look at ma muscles Ron

Ron: I'm looking Harry but I can't seem to find them * evil smirk *

Hermoine: Guys, you are pathetic, look at mine. * does that weird boxer move *

Ron: Wow Hermoine! How did you get them?

Hermoine: Just a little thing called em whatever those muggers call them, I think it's wates.

Me: You mean weights?

Hermoine: yes and OMG who are you!?

Ron: she is the spell checker duh...

Harry: no she is the grammar police.

Me: * face palm * nope

Voldemort: NO SHE IS THE PERSON THAT WILL PUT LIPSTICK ON ME AND MAKE ME LOOK BOOTYFUL.
* gets pink lipstick and puts it on and a dot on his nose! * good little pink nose, yes you are.

Me: I am the person that makes you talk about weird things :-)

Harry : oh okay lol so like how Ron talks about Hermoine in his sleep?

Ron: what! I do not... hmmpph * crosses arm *

Hermoine: * blushes * I'm with the sparkling fairy princess Edward Cullen sorry.

Snaps: HA! Sparkling fairy princess, freak!

Voldemort: -.-

Harry: -.-

Ron: -.-

Hermoine: :(

Snape: HA!