Ladybug

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Billy: COME HERE NOW LADYBUG!
* runs around the living room with his stumpy arms and legs flailing everywhere to catch this ladybug.*

Me: Billy, what are you doing?

Billy: Well I brought in this cute ladybug thinking we could be friends, but it just keeps running away from me :-(

Hamley: HEEEEYYYYY!!!!

* Ladybug flies over to Hamley and sits on his nose, covering it cos he is a tiny unicorn!!! *

Hamley; Hehe, now I'm like Voldemort, no nose ahahahaha.

*sam the apple walks in as Voldemort*

Sam: you...made...fun...of...my...nose.

Billy: Go back to your sink

Sam: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!

Billy: He does know that he didn't kill us right?

Me: I don't know, I don't know....

* Hamley sneezes*

Billy! * high pitched scream* HAMLEY BE CAREFUL WITH LADYBUG!!!!!

Hamley: whoops

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