Ant and Dec

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Oh yehhh, watching Ant and Dec Saturday night Takeaway!

Sam: oh yeh this is the greatest!

Me: I killed you damnit Sam!!

Sam: Uh, but I love this show.

Me: just die * takes another bite from Sam*

Sam: OWWWW FINE FINE * dies*

Ahh now I can put my feet up and relax.
Then I hear the door open and I hear the clicking of hooves.
A UNICORN PEEPS THROUGH THE DOOR WITH BILLY RIDING IT!

BUT IT WASNT A NORMAL UNICORN NOOO, IT WAS A BABY UNICORN!!

It came and sat in my legs... I called it Hamley. You have now met my baby unicorn Hamley. Welcome him 😊

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