Crazy Book of Random Things

Sneak peak

Here is a sneak peak of what my new Harry Potter Facebook chats would be like:

Hermoine Granger updated her status: It's not natural! Grown men don't sparkle!

Harry has logged onto this chat

Harry: You found out?

Hermoine: Duh, I have known forever.

Harry: I thought that I had kept it a secret, that I sparkle in the sunlight.

Voldemort: hahahahahahaha little Harry Potter sparkles!!

Ron: hahahahahaha Harry Potter has a nose!

Voldemort: * Grabs a pen and draws a nose on *

Hermoine: What!? I was talking about Edward from Twilight! He is a

Snake: Beautiful sparkling princess fairy...

Harry: Since when have you guys been here?

Ron: I see everything

Harry: It's a beautiful day, Imma go outside.

Voldemort: Hahaha Harry Potter is going to *sparkle sparkle*

Harry: Mmmmmm, smell the pretty flowers!!

Voldemort: *cries*

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Harry has left this chat to go sparkle!

Hermoine: Thanks guys... sparkle sparkle...

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