Hamley

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Hi there. I'm Hamley Rachel's baby unicorn. I recently went into the sunset with Shelly. She is so cool. But I'm more fantabulous. That was my first word.

Shelly: big uh sugar * clicks fingers in a z formation* I'm so more fantabulous than you. I mean just look at me! I'm a potato!

Hamley: Yeh, but I'm a unicorn...

Billy: yeh, and I'm a carrot! I'm the most fantabulous!

Sam: * shouting fro the bathroom cupboard* I'm the most fantabulous! I'm an apple!

Me: * was in the bathroom at the time but Sam didn't know I was here* what was that noise?
* opens door*
Sam!! What are you doing in here

Sam: * pretends to be toilet paper*

Me: hmm, must I bought Apple toilet paper...

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