"Baby I just wanna do you do you..."
AMELIA AND ALEX SAT AT THE KITCHEN TABLE WHERE AMELIA WAS HELPING HER LITTLE SISTER WITH HER SCHOOL PROJECT WHILE HALEY AND LUKE SAT ON THE COUCH PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. This was a rare occurrence at the Dunphy house. Not only were all the kids getting along, but Amelia had also gotten rid of the pink streaks and Haley had actually come out of her room.
Claire Dunphy watched her kids intently. She was confused as to what had brought this miracle on. Phil walks into the kitchen and as his wife notices his presence, she shushes him. "What's wrong?" he asked rubbing his eyes.
Claire points to Haley and Luke before pointing at Amelia and Alex. "Why aren't they trying to hurt each other?" Phil asked confused at this scene. "I don't know. But I'm afraid to move." "Oh my god! I can't believe I never noticed that. You are so smart," Alex compliments her older sister. "What is happening Claire?"
When all was going well Alex accidentally spilt her milk on the project, completely ruining it. "You destroyed the entire project, you idiot!" Amelia said angrily. "It was an accident," Alex said. "Well saying that isn't going to restore the project I made," Amelia says. "The project you made?" Alex says. "Yeah, the project I made," Amelia says emphasising on the I. From there the argument quickly escalated into a physical confrontation.
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Amelia was being summoned by Gloria at the Prichett house. The fourteen-year-old had decided to go and had just entered the house. "Gloria! I'm here," Amelia says. "Hola!" Gloria says coming down the stairs with Manny who had a moustache drawn on his face.
"What happened here?" Amelia asked pointing at Manny's moustache. "I went for a sleepover," Manny said. "Oh," Amelia said. "That is why I call you here," Gloria says. "What do you want me to do?" Amelia asked raising an eyebrow. "Revenge," Manny said and Amelia nodded approvingly.
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Manny, Gloria and Amelia were heading to the house of the kid who drew a moustache on Manny. Amelia and Manny sat at the back of the car with a bottle of alcohol. "I don't feel so good doing this," Manny said. "Ay, Manny it will fine," Gloria told her son. "How do you know? What if someone catches us?" he panicked. "No one will catch us. Now come on," Amelia says getting out of the car. Manny got out of the car too with the alcohol while Gloria kept watch.
Manny and Amelia rushed toward the kid's bike and poured the alcohol all over it. "Hand me the lighter," Amelia says extending her hand. Manny hesitates but gives it to her. She uses it to light the bike on fire.
Hoping no one saw them Amelia and Manny ran to the car. "Drive!" Amelia exclaims and Gloria immediately started the car.
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After 'avenging' Manny, Gloria dropped Amelia off at the Dunphy's. The girl walked in and saw her grandmother, Dede. "Nana!" Amelia said. "Lia. Oh! You have blossomed into such a beautiful young lady," Dede says hugging her granddaughter.
"Hey, Uncle Mitch," Amelia greets the red-headed man who was standing behind Dede. "Hey," he said. "It was so nice to meet you Lia but now I must leave," Dede says. "Ok," Amelia says confused. The older woman nods out the front door with Mitch walking behind her.
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Later in the evening the entire family and Dede and Dylan had arrived at the Dunphy house for Sunday dinner.
"So Dylan I see you brought the axe," Phil says to Dylan after he enters carrying a guitar. "Yeah... I just came from practice," Dylan says. "Oh, I miss those days," Phil says. "You were in a band?" Dylan asks. "Could have been but in high school, it was all about my magic, so..." Phil trails off.
"Yeah Dad, it was all about your magic," Amelia said sarcastically and everyone except Phil chuckles.
"Oh! That's going to be dad and Gloria," Claire says after the doorbell rings. Phil opens the door and Gloria, Manny and Jay enter the house. They greet Phil and enter the house only to see Dede.
"What is she doing here?" Gloria asks after seeing Dede. "What does she mean, 'what is she doing here?' Mitchell told you I'd be here," Dede says. "Lies!" Gloria accuses. "I couldn't tell her because then she wouldn't come," Mitchell explained to his mother.
"Gloria my mom wants to apologize for everything."
"So you just spring this on Gloria like this? What the hell is wrong with you Mitchell?" Jay says. "I don't want her apologies," Gloria says to her husband. "Who could blame you, honey? Which is why this is a terrible idea by you!" Jay says.
"Jay, Manny let's go," Gloria says and starts to leave but Dede stops her. "I just want to tell you how sorry I am for ruining your wedding. I was struggling with being alone. Meanwhile, Jay moves on so easily. And not with just anyone. With a young, smart and beautiful woman. I don't expect you to forgive me. If I were you, I'd want to punch me right in the mouth, "Dede finishes.
Gloria walks toward Dede like she was really going to punch her. "I think we've had enough revenge in this family," Gloria says looking at Amelia and Manny. "Okay. You see? We're all going to move past this. And because of me, who's not a mama's boy, but is a person with wisdom and emotional insight, so make a note bitches," Mitchell says over exited as his plan's sucess.
"I forgive you," Gloria says earning a gasp from Dede. "Oh! Wow! I am not prepared for this, I just- I want to RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!" Dede says lunging onto Gloria attempting to choke the Latina. Gloria, who was taken aback for a moment, fights back causing a lot of confusion.
After a lot of work, Dede and Gloria were separated by Cam, Mitch, Phil and Jay. "Gloria didn't steal me, Dede and you know it. We grew apart for years and you left to find yourself, remember?" Jay said.
"I thought I could handle this. I'm so sorry," Dede says with a pout on her face. "You don't say sorry anymore. THAT WORD MEANS NOTHING FROM YOUR MOUTH!" Gloria bellows. "I don't know what just happened to me," Dede says. " I do," Dylan who was standing beside Haley speaks. " I mean it seems pretty simple to me. You're reaching out trying to hold on to something awesome."
"Maybe you shouldn't," Haley starts but Dylan cuts her off.
"Look, I'm not used to this, the whole big family thing. In my house, we don't even talk to each other. You know it's funny. The first time I saw Haley I knew I liked her. I mean she's beautiful and everything, but it's not just that. It's that she's got this killer confidence. You know the kind of confidence that you get from having a family like this. A family. That's passionate and accepting of hot foreigners and gay dudes and nutty people. You know a family that actually loves each other."
"Everybody, Haley says that Dylan is a musician and that he writes some great songs," Claire says and Phil hands Dylan his guitar. "Play something bro." "Well, I guess so if you want me to," Dylan says opening his guitar case. "This is, actually a song for Haley. It is called in the moonlight."
He begins to play the guitar, "The stars are falling from the sky and you're the reason why. The moon is shining on your face because it finally feels it's found its place. Cause baby baby. I just wanna do you, do you. Do you wanna do me, do me." Amelia holds in her laughter as she covers Luke's ears. Everyone else's face drops. Dylan not taking the hint continues to sing.
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