The Cold General's Fierce Wife

Extra# Madam Li At Tea Parties

"Waaaaa… Madam Li, your skin looks so smooth and beautiful even after having three children? Can you please share your secrets to such beauty?" Said a noob madam who joined the battlefield… I mean the tea party of the wives of those of novelty for the first time.

Su Ying elegantly took a sip from his cup of tea radiating the aura of a 'beautiful', 'kind' and 'knowledgeable' person.

"Sigh… I don't really have any secrets, Madam X. My hands are so full of the children and my husband, I barely even have time for myself. The days just go by as I take care of the children, although my husband scolds me for working too much. I try to personally cook for them. They like it ba. Look, how rough my hands have gotten!"

The other madams looked at Su Ying smooth and baby silk hands and commented as if not seeing anything,

".......Yes, Madam Li's hands… have gotten quite rough."

Now, I don't think I need to point out which of Su Ying's sentences are lies, right? When didn't he ever have time for himself huh? He has time and time!!! Taking care of children? Well, he does that. But overworking himself and taking care of Yusheng? Bruh. Except for taking care of him in bed and showing his 'virtue' from time to time, isn't throwing tantrums and acting arrogant his only job?

And about him cooking daily… For the sake of keeping the lives of his cousin Yusheng and his nephews and niece, Emperor Qin Junqing had requested Su Ying to stay 3 miles away from the kitchen. Nobody knows whether it was to save them from food poisoning or explosion.

Also, his skin can't be this smooth just because he was blessed by the God who choked him to death. How many times had Yusheng encountered him with all those weird masks on his face? Only he knows. Each and every time, he was almost scared to death. Su Ying once said, "It's not a weird mask. Someone told me 'Eternal beauty egg berry cucumber rose essential banana and more' mask can make one's skin smoother. Wanna apply it?" To which, Yusheng naturally refused.

Another person asked,

"Madam Li has such a nice figure despite giving birth to three children. Does madam meditate or something to keep fit?"

Su Ying, "Sigh… As if I have time for that. Recently I lost three pounds all on my own! Must be because I was overworking myself taking care of the children."

Lies after lies. Meditation? Bruh. He does more than that!!! He exercises everyday in the backyard with his little chicks diligently following after him while doing the same! Wherever Yusheng would return home from the Imperial court, he would hear his wife, the mother hen and their little chicks running around the backyard while shouting, "1, 2, 1, 2." As time went by, the number of chicks kept adding and stopped at four. Sometimes the youngest chick would trip and fall. Mother hen and his siblings would stop hurriedly and pick up the crying chick, trying their best to comfort him. Undoubtedly, these scenes would warm Yusheng's heart.

Except for that, Su Ying would also exercise in a different way. Which was to *cough* climb on top of Yusheng and ride on him during their bedroom activities. But this wasn't that beneficial as most of the time he would lose his strength midway and in the end, Yusheng would be in need to take charge.

Now that we've come this far, you all must be wondering how Su Ying got involved in these tea parties? Hmm… Naturally, when Yusheng first mentioned whether or not he wanted to join tea parties to get rid of his boredom, Su Ying had snorted and talked about how those things weren't worth his time.

Then… He joined a tea party just because he was a bit curious. From a noob madam, he went to the Queen of the tea parties. Just because he was curious, he said. Definitely not because he enjoyed it. DEFINITELY NOT.