The Cold General's Fierce Wife

Chapter 11 : Honeymoon Period

Life in ancient time is very hard ah... If not for little 'Su Ying's muscle memory... Su Ying probably won't even know how to poop and clean his ass ... So sad... Life in ancient time is just so sad...The only thing that can keep him going on is...

Food.

Yup. Food. Edible and delicious food. In 22nd century, food is considered to be a luxury. Not everyone can easily afford it. The only thing Su Ying could eat everyday was different flavoured buns... which apperantly put him to death.

But... Look at those delicacies in front of him! Rice, sweet and sour pork, vegetable, soup and mantou! So delicious!

Yusheng looked at his wife who was eating
so happily as if those dishes were simply the most delicious food in the world! He somewhat felt distressed. Could it be that he was treated very badly by those Su's? His heart involuntarily softened a little. Last time, when he touched his waist, he found his wife was too skinny. He felt that he was skinny enough to be blown away if there was a strong wind. It made him want to feed him till his wife became chubby. Such a caring husband ah! His heart was so full of maternal love...

Since he got married, he was excused from his official duties for 10 days so that he could spend some time with his new wife which  was called 'honeymoon' by Su Ying.

The morning after they returned from the Su's, almost everyone in the capital were gossiping about them. The General... He wasn't a 'cut-sleeve' ah! He pampered his wife! He even forced his wife to do indecent things with him in the garden in front of everyone! (exaggerated) The Su family's reputation also hit rock bottom. Everyone 'sympathetically' told Father and Madam Su to take care of their body. Some 'well-intentioned' people  suggested Su brothers some supplements which will help them enhance their vitality. Some old men proposed to take the Su twins as concubines because they pitied their ugly self. And lovely sis  Yuan, she really took Su Ying's suggestion, dressed up like a 'fairy' and went back to her in-laws. The result was that she was so 'beautiful' that they couldn't take her 'beauty'. So they sent her back so that she could recuperate her 'beautiful self'.

Su Ying finished eating. He knew that Li Yusheng was watching him. He wondered,

'Why is he looking at me like that? Could it be... He thinks I eat like a pig? No no no... Maybe he's thinking I'm so beautiful. Even if beautiful people eat like a pig, they'll still be called an immortal... Ah...'

Just then...

"Ah... What a coincidence! I didn't expect to find you here. This wife greets Husband." Yao Mingli said while looking really surprised. Like really. As if he saw a human 'eating' a cow. Albeit in a different way.

Su Ying sneered. It definitely wasn't a  coincidence. Su Ying was sure about that. He could swear on Wikipedia. On top of that, his acting was so poor. Cut! This shot can't be taken. Worst actor! Garbage! Who could compare to the Oscar winning actor Su Ying!?!

Seeing that Li Yusheng directly ignored Yao Mingli, Su Ying opened his mischievous mouth and pretended to be worried,

"Sister! What are you saying?"

"What?" Yao Mingli tried to keep his smiling face.

"How can you call yourself 'wife'? How can you call husband like that? You're a concubine. You can't behave like that. You have to address husband as 'Lord'. You also forgot to greet me. Alas... If you keep mistaking like this, everyone will think the Yao family didn't give you proper education. You are a brat. You don't know your place. Even husband's reputation will be smeared. You understand right?"

Yao Mingli was trying hard to swallow his anger and make a clever comeback, Just then,

Li Yusheng,"En... Wife is right..."