Pledge Of Allegiance

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Mom: You spend all you're time on One Direction it's brain washing you, I bet you can't even remember the pledge of allegiance.

Me : Yes I do, watch this I'll prove it to you *puts hand over heart*
I pledge allegiance to the band
Of the name One Direction.
And to these 5 boys,
For which they stand,
One fandom
Under Paul
Forever sexy,
With hottest,
And tickets for all

*flips my hair, gives Louis' sass and walks away proudly*

Mom : that's not- never mind am calling your therapist tomorrow.

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Well I didn't wrote this beautiful pledge
I saw it on tumblr and I learned it

And guess what I was able to use this oath when the right time came and the time was this!

Mom was speechless though :-)

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