Funny One Direction Experiences & Randomness

I'm Fuming Right Now!

I was just doing some Wikipedia session searching about Boybands

And my eyes caught a band named 'The Vamps'

I was scrolling through the page Until I saw the style section..

As they are compare to a Band, the Vamps Disagrees with this stereotype and said...They are formed by themselves- they are not the product of a record producer- and they play their own Instruments. [Pic on side -->. ]

And the part is

'The Vamps' are compared to One Direction

They called our Psymon (Simon Cowell) the record Producer

And the most worst part...

That fucking Vamps called our Boys PRODUCTS!

WTF!!!!!!

Like seriously??.. What did they think they are?

They think our boys are just a product?... And they think Due to Simon they became famous it's half true! (Simon is their instructor and record producer only) Nop they are not! What that so called dumbo 'the vamps' do not Understand is that our 1D boys went to x-factor and worked their ass off to get up this level..our lads were all from a mediocre family they had talent so they got in to X-factor they were put in a group, day&night they hard worked to survive in each week..

Can't they see that? Our Lads didn't get fans just an overnight. Due to their Unity and talent they got us - the Directioners who knows them and support them whole heartedly no matter what.

And they also made fun our Uncle Simon...Like really?,little did they know that Simon Cowell is a really tough person, it is really hard to please him. So how did our 1D lads got syco records without even winning the X-factor?

Duh! The answer is simple cause they are the real talented boys, who even Captured the Heart of the hard task master goes by the name Simon Cowell.

Do you guys remember what our Uncle Simon said in the 'This is us' concert film?. He said he was totally astonished how the crowd reacted to One Direction after just a week or two, he said the fans were screaming like hell, With every week one direction's fan base got increased and increased tremendously, he even said he never witnessed these much attention given to a competing Band ever in X-Factor. He said he knew that it was the start of something new, So he had his Syco record with the boys, (I think this was the most thoughtful and successful decision he made in his life)

And what did they(the Vamps) say? They play their own Instruments?
Hahaha I know why they have their own instrument cause no one gives any money for them to buy. So they brought their own with their own money😂😂

But we Directioners understands that it was their sarcastic remark against One Direction,cause Niall is the Only one seen in the band with a Guitar.

Hey 'SHITTY vamps' listen! Apart from Niall's Guitar talent Zayn knows to play triangle, Louis knows to playkeyboard/ Piano, Liam knows keyboard/ bit guitar too, Harry knows kazoo.

Our lads donot need any instrument to prove that they are talented.

Their voices only are enough to beat all the Instruments

Hey 'The vamps',

~Do anyone in your band can sing in a raspy voice...which leads you to an another world of happiness and pure bless? (I can listen to Harry styles reciting the Dictionary my entire life without even getting bored!)

~Do anyone in your band can sing like they can lead you to an Irish wonderland with unicorns pooping Rainbows, a whole much newer world than Alladin?

~Do anyone in your band can sing lusciously dramatic, can hit the High notes with glass breaking capability ?

~Do any one in your Band can sing so cutely which can make a beautiful chocolate-like Sensation with a high pitch and extra ordinary voice cracks?

~Do anyone in your band can sings with crystal clear extravaganza that makes you feel as if you running through a meadow with Bambi and other beautiful forest creatures?

Oh I forgot! There is only one guy in your Band who actually sing! And he goes by name - (well i donno honestly 😂)

So Vamps! Bow down to our One Direction. Don't be blood sucking vampires (well your band name says it all!) And always think before you say something which can be utterly stupid and Piontless!

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Did I said anything wrong directioners?
I just poured my heart out..
Well what you guys think?
I really need to know your opinion about this too.