*in class*
Tess (my bff) : *status* Baby you light up my world like nobody else<3
Me : THE WAY THAT YOU KICK THAT CHAIR GETS ME OVER WHELMED
AND WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE CORPSE IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL
YOU DON'T KNOW-O-O YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE INSANE
Tess : NO ANNA OMG
Me:YES
Tessa : NO
Tessa : NO
Tessa : NOPE
Tessa : NOPEDY NOPE NOPE NOPE
Me:I SHALL MAKE A PARODY
AND IT WILL GO VIRAL
AND YOU WILL HAVE TO REPLACE YOUR 1D SONGS WITH PARODY'S BY ME
BECAUSE THE PRIME MINISTER AND THE KING OF THE EARTH WILL MAKE IT ILLEGAL NOT TO HAVE MY PARODIES BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AMAZING...
"YOU'RE IN A CELL, I KNOW WHAT FOR, KILLING CHILDREN LIKE YOU ARE FUCKING BORED-ORED-ORED
I DON'T KNOW WHY, YOU KILLED THAT GUY, THEN LAUGHED WHEN YOUR MOM WAS SHOT IN THE SI-I-I-IDE
Trista:OH.MY.GOD. RHIA, NO
Me:EVERYONE ELSE IN THE COURT ROOM CAN SEE IT
EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOU-OU
CRAZY YOU SCARE ME A LOT AND YOU'RE GONG TO JAIL
MAYBE HAVE SOME THERAPY AND HOPE THEY DO NOT FAIL
BECAUSE YOU-OU-OU, YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY GIRL-IRL-IRL
IT'S REALLY"
Tess : Here we go again!! you're a crazy Directioner Anna I'm nothing
Me : You're also a Directioner! And every directioner us Crazy!!
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Funny One Direction Experiences & Randomness
Random{Book 1} This book consist of a directioner's experiences related to one direction that can often happen in School Home Public places and every corner of the world that you can ever imagine... Also do you want to spend your time on reading funny, b...
