it was a normal day at the beach. coach ukai was enjoying his day, because he brought the entire karasuno team with him. when suddenly he saw snth he didnt want to see.
it was a hot, dilfy krab out of water 😶
ukai picked up the krab, examining every inch of its thick, juicy body.
this krab... is...
NO! he couldnt think a krab was cute.
he was human-sexual... right?
he threw the krab back into the sea. he couldnt like a krab. that was impossible.
"coach ukai, why were you looking at that krab like that? that was odd" asked a slightly concerned hinata.
"like what?" asked ukai, furiously blushing at the thought of that hot crab.
"all lustfully? thats kinda sus bestie" said kageyama.
takeda overheard this, and rushed to the situation.
"are you really in love with someone, coach ukai?" asked takeda, unusually frustrated.
"n-n-no!" said ukai, blushing harder. there was bo wat he was in love with that scrumptious hottie of a krab.
the team decided they would do something although takeda didnt know about it.
