"mmmmmmpg, mr krabs." said ukai in his sleep, somehow knowing the krabs name. he moved around as someone tapped him, and he finally awoke.
"heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bestie" said takeda, in bed with him, facing him.
their faces were inches apart.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE! WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE??" quesioned ukai, calmly and rationally.
"im just here to console you, what with your krab not being here and everything.
"harr harr harr, thats what you think." said a voice from beside them. it was mr krabs, as sexy as ever!!
"m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-MR KRABS!!??" asked takeda, his speech clear and selective.
"harr harr harr, money money money."
"IT REALLY IS YOU!" screamed ukai, going in for the kiss.
takeda saw it. his crush... kissing this fucking sea critter he didnt know 12 hours ago.
how did that even work?
"mr krabs, follow me for a minute. i have money outside." said takeda, anger flaring in his system.
they stepped into the hall.
"were having a party tomorrow, wanna come?" takeda asked.
