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after the night was over, the team went back to the ocean without takedas or ukais consent.

"do u rly think thisl work?" asked daichi.

"bitch stay dead. we busy rn." said sugawara.

they pulled out their fishing rods and began fishin.

they pulled a squid out of the water.

"hey wtf bro" said the squid.

"omg is that a little clarinet? cute. anyways, do you know any hot sexy krabs?" asked yachi.

"my boss. har har har" he said, his dick-like nose dangling.

"ty sir. retrieve him 4 us pls, we have someone for him." said tanaka.

noya dove into the water and turned into a mermaid, to fetch mr krabs with squidward.

"so squid guy, where is this boss of yours?" asked mermaid noya, who had miraculously shrunk down to his size.

"he lives in an fucking anchor for some reason." said squid guy.

"you can call me squidward btw" he said, holding out his hand for a handshake.

"bitch im not making friends with a fucking squid are you serious rn" said noya, slapping swuidward in the face. squidward swam away crying, and noya found the anchor.

"how did- why the fuck are there windows." asked noya, his gorgeous tail flopping in the water.

he approached the house.

"ahaaaa whats up shawty- oh hi merman." said the sexy krab.

"i-i-um" stuttered noya. this scrumptious krab was hotter then he thought itd be.

"?$/@-@:" said mr krabs.

"how the fuck did you just say that out loud" said noya, losing interest. he took the whike anchor for some reason and brought it to the surface, his tail dissappearing.

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