noya left the bathroom 5 minutes earlier.
he walked onto the stage, his left shoelace untied. thats irrelivent to the story tho.
"hey yall, psspspsssspspstspspss" he said into the microphone. everyone was super fucking confused, but its ok but ukai was able to sneak out.
he took the krab and ran into the kitchen, where a hot joe biden was cooking the gourmet meals. yall can assume what happened next.
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it was 20 minutes later. people were getting really tired of hearing psspsppssps, so they were leaving.
only karasuno was left.
noya left the stage to go grab some drinks for the team.
as noya walked into the kitchen, somebody else walked out. it was joe biden, carrying a plate that said "to ukai."
ukai was sitting at the table, waiting for his food that he wasnt suppised to know was coming. he shared it with karasuno.
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days later, everyone was at mr krabs funeral. they were all crying, including noya.
he was in love with mr krabs, but still went along with the plan bc he didnt rly understand it for some stupid reason.
probably because all he heard was pspspspssp.
"i just wanna say..." said hinata on stage.
"he was really fucking delicious" he said, bursting out crying. everyone else started crying too.
"like, he w-was the juicyest fucking krab ive ever e-e-eatennnnn" he said, choking on his own tears.
noya, who was the stepping stool for people at the funeral podium, turned into a mermaid.
the end. idk. yeah, the end. ill make a stort where some people lived for once.
jk. a bomb blew them up. they dead shawty.
narrerated by joe biden.
