ykw, mr krabs could claw my fingers off and id thank him.

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it was the day of the party. takeda was alone, while his friend was off hanging out with a krab. a literal krab.

he went to the bathroom.

"now im just takeda in the bathroom, takeda in the bathroom at a party. i half regret the beers." he sang, crying to himself in the stall.

"noya in the bathroom, noya in the bathroom at a party. as i choke back the tears-" sang the stall beside him.

"ayo wtf thats my line" said takeda, standing on the ass holder and peering at the stall beside him. he parkoured over to see none other than yuu nishinoya, his student.

"hey uh tf are you doing here" said noya, wiping his tears.

"knock knock knock knock" they heard from outside the stalls.

"hey, sorry. not doing the song anymore. tell the others" said takeda.

"my bad g" said joe biden, walking away.

"yeah so anyways why are you crying." asked takeda, turning on teacher mode.

"ahaaa, shawty. i-its kinda embarrasing to admit, but im in love with mr krabs. but i saw him dancing with u-ukai, and-" noya said, but couldnt finish. he was crying too hard.

"aww, im in love with ukai. but its okay, i have a plan. were going to-"

"SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH" a voice said.

"HE SAID WERE NOT DOING THE SONG ANYMORE." said noya.

"ahhhh my bad yall." said bakugo. he walked away.

"anyways, were going to psstpsstpspsspsss" he said, whispering the plan to noya.

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