Three blondes had boyfriends all named John and they kept getting confused. They decided to name them after sodas. The first girl said, "I'll call mine 7 Up, because he's seven inches and he's always up." The next girl said, "I'll call mine Mountain Dew, because he mounts me and knows exactly what to do." The last girl goes, "I'll call mine Jack Daniels." The other girls yelled at her and said, "That's not a soda! That's a hard licker!"
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
RandomSome of the best blonde jokes and insults! Please vote and comment if you laugh, I love reading all the comments :) (I can't take credit for all of these jokes)
