Harry Potter and the Immortal of Azkaban [Book 1]

Emrys Potion

Notes:

Okay, so I sort of lied, this isn't going to be the last chapter. There is one more chapter after this because I made two author's notes in the series and I didn't realize it so I went and deleted them and I wanted it to end on 25 chapters so I'm going to have to split this into two chapters. I've only written the first half of this chapter so the next chapter will probably come out later, not today. I have a presentation I have to do this afternoon and it's 1 a.m. in the morning so I'm going to head to bed. But enjoy... you can skip my rant if you want. lol

I haven't been very active because I am busy with school and it is literally taking up all of my time, unfortunately. Especially because my teacher is shit. I've never had a teacher so bad before in my whole life. And the irony of it is that she is teaching us how to become good teachers when she is the shittiest teacher I've ever seen. The only fucking saving grace in that class is the group chat that we made as students, literally it's a place where we go to complain about how shit of a teacher she is. And there's this one girl who is like an angel because she kind of sort of understands everything we have to do and she explains it to us better than the teacher.

Literally, I have not learned one thing in that class. The only thing I have gotten better at doing is making Google slides. And I already knew how to do that. Like this teacher is literally unbelievably unbelievable. She has threatened us, she talks down to us, she never answers our questions, she's rude, she's disrespectful, and she is the shittiest teacher ever. I have never written a complaint letter about a teacher before but bitch this teacher is going to be getting the most well-written complaint letter I have ever written in my life. I am going to finesse that complaint letter and send it to the head of the department that she works in because that bitch has to go down because she is not a good teacher.

I was going to send the complaint letter like a week ago because she really pissed me off and she yelled at me in front of the class and she embarrassed me and shit, but all my friends are telling me to wait until I get my grades so she can't fuck with them. But I'm doing my homework at maximum effort so if she does fuck with it, I have proof that she fucking did. If she gives me a shitty grade she's gonna have some explaining to do.

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Two days later, Merlin was opening the door to his home, greeting a skeptical Sirius.

They had agreed to meet today to talk about the potion and then go to Gringotts.

"Welcome to my humble abode; it's a tad messy; I've been perfecting the potion. I had only ever used the original recipe but believe me when I tell you; you do not want to use the original recipe. Not that it's bad per se, but I don't think you want your bones to hurt and hair down to your toes just yet." Merlin said he had been modifying the potion that turned him into Dragoon.

"Speak from experience?" Sirius asked, but he was still a bit wary of Myridian.

Sirius liked him, sure, but Myridian was odd and suspicious at times; it was hard for him to trust him completely.

"Ah yeah, see, my uncle actually taught me to make it when I was younger. I wasn't very respected cause I was so young and I was often overlooked, which had its benefits, but that also meant if something was wrong, no one would listen to me, so I would take this potion and become an old man so that people would think I was wise and they would finally listen. It worked sometimes, but only because I was talking to the biggest prat in the world, who was suspicious of me. But that was a long time ago." Merlin said, reminiscing.

"Anyway, I have perfected the potion and had an idea while making it. You need a new identity, and as simple as it is to just give you a potion to turn you into an old man. I felt that it would be cruel to make you go through that, so I worked on a specific look for you. Modeled after yours truly." Merlin said, waving his hand up and down his body.