"𝙱𝚘𝚘!" || 𝚂𝙱𝙸 + 𝚃𝚞𝚋𝚋𝚘 𝙶𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙰𝚄

Jealousy Smells Like Gasoline (and Murder)

"Boom!"

Drista blasts a boulder with her magic in anger, making it shatter.

"Woah! Drista, what's got you this mad?" Wilbur questions, hand hovering over Drista's shoulder.

"Ugh! That guy is back with GD again! I hate it, I hate it, IhateitIhateitIHATEIT!" She fumed, charging up another beam.

"Drista! Calm yourself!" Phil yells, grabbing the teens hands and separating them, preventing her from doing the hand signs needed to charge up the spell. "Who even is the 'guy'?"

She sighs. "Mexican Dream. MD for short."

Venom.

"He's with my sister, Girl Dream. He's her 'boyfriend', really, he's just using a spell to make my sis love him! It's so obvious!"

"How do you know that?" Tommy asks, looking up from the building block tower he made on Techno's sleeping form.

"Usually, mind control spells can be seen on a victim's eyes. They'd go hazy and weird and stuff! It depends on the spell, though."

"Hmm... Then we need to save your sister, then!" Tommy announces, hand accidentally knocking over the block tower and waking Techno.

"H-Heh?! What's happenin'?" Techno yelps, as he shakes the toy blocks off his head.

"Wait, that's a good—no, a great idea!" Drista smiles as if a lightbulb was just lit up above her head.

"What idea?"

"You! Sir Technoblade, the Blood God!" Drista commands. "You shall help me assassinate Mexican Dream!"

"Hmm, an assassination order you say? What do I get in return?" Techno asks, standing—rather, floating up—straight.

"You're blessed, right?"

"I would rather call it a curse, but go on,"

"Other than being a half pig beast, you can hear the people who ask for kills. Who ask for vengeance, blood and violence. I can make them go away,"

Techno seemed to visibly light up.

"You can?"

"I can, if you do this right," Drista hands Techno a crossbow loaded with fireworks instead of bolts, and a gleaming purple-ish black sword.

Techno paused.

"They want blood. I'll give it to them one last time."

-

Drista and Techno (with Tubbo, Phil, Techno and Wilbur) stood on top of a tall mountain. They were just above Girl Dream and MD, who were lying on the grass on the bottom of the valley and talking; Drista visibly cringed at the sight of the two together.

"Hey Mamacita, you like our new spot?" 'MD' says, pointing to the place around it. "I spent ages looking for the perfect spot!"

"I love it, MD." GD smiles softly, leaning into the shorter.

"Aww, thanks a lot! I had to make it perfect for you, you're already doing so much to even be with me,"

"It wasn't a problem. I just started a lot of minor problems on other planets. XD was so busy that he didn't notice me sneaking out!" GD giggled.

"Lessen the problems, GD! I don't want so many deaths on my behalf! What if you started world hunger or something?! And so many people died because of me?!?"

"Don't worry, MD! I only started MINOR problems, and besides, even if I were to start a major problem, like take away all the water in the universe, XD would fix that in like, a few hours! And he would find out it's me easily, too." GD explains. "Besides, I don't care if I have to rip apart 5 multiverses if it keeps you safe."