Yeh Rishtey Hain Pyaar Ke

Part 34

Heyya people hope you didn't forget me (mere jaise bhulakkad hoge toh shyd bhul bhi chuke honge, you never know). Really sorry for not updating for so long but I was in no condition to write anything after watching last Friday's episode (Ep 269). I'm finally feeling a little better so here is the next part. My mind is fresh out of ideas plus Haseena's tears affected me so much I still can't think straight so this part may seem boring. I'll try my best to write something more interesting next time. 

And sorry to the Anuseena fans who encourage me to write on Anuseena, kyuki mereme itni himmat nahi ki Anuseena ka kuch bhi likh saku

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Chalo bakaiti done, happy reading!

Anuseena's Kids: Ishita(Ishu) & Aditya(Adi)

Ishita and Aditya were about 1 year old and were the apple of everyone's eye. The whole family, including Akshara helped to take care of them. Ishita was a smaller version of Karishma. Always short-tempered and and super strong. Aditya was more like Anubhav. Mr. Negotiaton Specialist jr.

One morning, Haseena woke up due to Ishita's cries. Haseena rolled over and threw her arm on Anubhav, waking him up also.

HM(with closed eyes): mmm Ishu ko chup karao

AS(eyes closed): Nhi jaan aaj aapki baari

HM: pleasee na Anuu, nai toh hum baat nhi krenge aapse [talent hai bhai, subah subah emotional blackmail]

AS: mmmh ye galat hai jaan, aap har baar aise emotional blackmail nhi karsakti [banda bhi kuch kam nhi, pata chal gaya blackmail horaha hai]

HM: Anuuu yaarr (moaning in sleep)

AS: Aaccha thik haii...kaha hai vo

HM: Hogi apni bua ke paas

AS: Toh usi ko chup karane do

Both fell asleep again. **Ye dono bilkul mere jaise nikle, bas wapas sojaane pe mummy se daant nhi padti inko :-)**

Meanwhile in Vyoshma's room:

Karishma was sleeping with the blanket on her face when Ishita climbed on her and removed the blanket. She started laughing seeing Karishma's face covered with hair. Karishma woke up hearing her laughing and sat up. She made Ishita sit in her lap

KS(kissing her forehead): Good morning Ishu

IS: Ghu manin (good morning) bua

KS: Kya baat hai...aaj subh subah hamare paas aagayi...vo bhi akeli...baki sab kaha hai?

IS: chab cho lahe hai

KS: acha..toh hum sabko utha dete hai

IS: yayyy

KS: Chalo, pehle tumhare maha aalsi fufaji ki baari

Ishu climbed over to the other side of the bed and started punching Vyom with her tiny arms.

VS: mmm kya mast massage horaha hai chalu rakho

KS: Bhakk kya chalu rakho! Hum aapko uthane ka koshish karre hai aur apko ye massage lagrha hai. Ishu aur jor se karo

Ishita punched him harder and Karishma started laughing. Vyom got annoyed so he moaned in sleep.

VS: Karu yaar sone do naa

KS: Raat se so hi rahe hai, subah hogai uth jaiye!

VS: mmm bas paanch minute **ye mera roz subah ka fixed dialogue**

KS: Paanch minute me wapas aarhe hai tabtak nhi uthe toh aaj aapki khair nhi! **Aur ye mummy ka fixed dialogue :-)**

Karishma left her room with Ishu and went into Anuseena's room. Ishita sat on Anubhav and started kicking and punching him. Anubhav groaned while Karishma was trying to supress her laughter. She went to the other side of the bed and woke Haseena up.

KS(between laughs): Bhabhi uthiye, dekhiye bhaiya ka kya haal horaha hai

Haseena woke up and saw the mess. She couldn't help laughing herself. After some time, Haseena woke Aditya and convinced him to join Ishita in waking up Anubhav. KarEena were busy laughing when Anubhav finally woke up. He quieted the kids and found KarEena giggling. He glared at them angrily.

KarEena: Marr gaye

They jumped out of bed and ran back into Vyoshma's room. Vyom was finally awake and sitting on the bed. KarEena ran into the room

KS: Patidev suniye, agar Anu bhaiya humko dekhle toh bacha lena hum bed ke neeche chip rahe hai

KarEena hid under the bed

VS: Aee ek min mai nhi bachaunga mai bhi aarha hu

Vyom scrambled out of bed and laid down beside KarEena. The three of them were lying there for a while but Anubhav still hadn't managed to find them. Vyom was getting impatient so he turned to the side and and touched Karishma's thigh sensually. Karishma's eyes widened and she gestured through her eyes to stop. Vyom didnt listen and moved his hand up her shorts. He continued rubbing his hand on the front and back of her thigh until Karishma got mad.

KS(whispering): Patidev ka karre hai aap?!

VS(whispering back): Wahi jo karna chaiye

KS: Kaa mtlb wahi jo karna chaiye, abhi hum Anu bhaiya se chip rahe hai suhagraat nahi mana rhe

VS: Suhagraat me kuch karne hi kaha diya tha tumne, bas aake seedha sogai. Toh bas, uska badle aaj leraha hu

KS: Ama aapki aankhe kharab hai ka? Bhabhi bilkul side me hai aur aapko-

She gasped as Vyom's hands moved further up her shorts

HM(teasing): hmm... romance chal rha hai idhar

Vyoshma's face flushed red in embarrasement and VS quickly removed his hands from her shorts.

KS: Aahh.....nhi aisa kuch nhi hai....vo bas.....makdi dikh gaya tha...humko...

HM: Kahi uss makdi ka naam Vyom Singh toh nhi?

KS: Ama aap chidana bandh kijiye! hamara galti nhi hai isme. Hum toh bas yha lete the ki aapke ye mahaan jijashri shuru hogaye,

She opened her mouth to say something but her voice trailed off as she saw Anubhav peeking his head through the gap below the bed.

HM: Iss baat pe toh hum sehmat hai aapse, aapke laadle bhaiya bhi yahi karte hai 24 ghanta romance romance romance! Inse bade romance ke eewane dekhe nhi aajtak

KS tried to warn Haseena but Anubhav gestured for her to stay quiet.

HM: Weekly report collect karne aaye toh romance, kitchen me paani peene aaye toh romance, gaadi mein saath bethe toh romance. Kabhi kabhi lagta hai Anu ne police exam ki jagah romance exam mein top kiya tha.

AS(sarcastically): Accha, toh phir police force kaise join kiya humne?

BGM: Lag Gayi

Vyoshma crawled out from the other side of the bed and ran out of the room. Haseena tried to get out too but Anubhav held her hand with a smirk.

AS: Aap kaha jaarhi hai.....

He helped Haseena get out from under the bed without leaving her hand. As soon as she got out, he pinned Haseena to the wall.

AS: Kya keh rhi thi aap...romance ke deewane hai hum (coming closer to her)

HM: Aaah...nhi...

AS: 24 ghante bas romance karte hai hum.......(his face was just inches away from hers)

HM(nervously): Anu.....

AS: Boliye na jaan.... (speaking huskily in her ears)

HM closed her eyes due to the closeness. She already knew his next move but before he could do anything, they heard a voice from the doorway. Haseena opened her eyes and saw Pushpaji standing there. Anubhav left her with a jerk

PS(doing her sharmane wala ishh): Tumlog karlo apna kaam....hum baadme aate hai

HM: Aahh- nhi- boliye kya kaam tha-

PS(overacting): Hum toh khana pack karne ke liye bula rahe the par yaha aaye toh kuch aur hi chal rha hai

HM: Ab- hum- aate hai.. (She quickly ran out of the room without meeting Anubhav's gaze)

Pushpaji did her ishhh step again and followed.

Everyone got ready and was packing their stuff when someone rang the doorbell. Vyom went to open it and saw.....

Dharnaye banate rehna

TO BE CONTINUED......

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I want to continue this story but I think its turning too much into a family story  **ek angle se toh vo starplus ki melodrama serials jaisa lagrha hai :-)** and i'm not getting any good ideas. So I want you to drop down your suggestions on what you want to read. I'll continue the story based on your ideas. 

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