AU in which doa and hd characters are in highschool
- DOA
- Nikolai is, without question, the class clown, and head of the drama club
- The teachers HATE him
- He asks waaaaaay too many questions, and all the time, too
- and they're so random???
- They'll be in the middle of a test and he'll ask the teacher "how's your marriage doing right now? How's your partner, are they doing well?"
- Lowkey gets kicked out of the class daily
- Now spends most of his time playing cards with the secretary in the office
- Bram sometimes gets sent there as well, just because he's in the mood to take a nap
- However, he doesn't really say that, he'll make up some kind of excuse like "oh it's my medical condition, I have limited energy" because he's paraplegic, even if it's BS
- He's also that one edgy kid who sits in the back of the class discussing the end of the world
- He??speak??so??oddly??
- "Death cometh for thou," like dude okay no need to talk like that???
- The only person who actually understands what he says is Fyodor, the reigning chess champ in the school
- He's also very tired all the time, but he doesn't sleep, he'll just answer a few questions here and there if he's forced to, just to shut up the teacher
- Does the absolute bare minimum effort to pass class because he thinks it's all useless
- "You have great potential, and I'm sure you understand all the material, Fyodor, so with just a bit of effort-"
- "Thank you for the advice."
- Gets up and leaves 💀
- Fukuchi is the gym teacher that yells all the time and tells students to do pushups just because he feels like their face is mocking him
- Everyone either loves his class or dreads it
- Nikolai is fine, he's not all that athletic but he can run pretty decently and, worst case scenario, he just needs to bug the teacher and get sent to the office again to complete his game of poker with the secretary
- Fyodor hates gym class
- With a burning passion
- I CAN'T EVEN ENVISION HIS STICK-LEGS RUNNING PROPERLY SKJGKSJFG
- Hides under any large object and waits it out
- Bram is in a wheelchair so he just smugly looks at coach like "haha sucker!", only to be given dumbbells and told to do upper body workouts
- Now, Fyodor and Bram are hide-from-gym-class buddies
- Sigma is in preschool
- yk since he's like 3 years old-
- CHUBBY CHEEKS
- he's so precious unlike all the other toddlers, but he does cry a lot
- A LOT
- LIKE WAY TOO MUCH
- "Sigma, you have to share your blocks with our friends, okay?"
- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
- the caretakers still love him tho
- BABY SIGMA BABY SIGMA BABY SIGMA BABY SIGMA
- Hunting Dogs
- Jouno and Tecchou are the upperclassmen, which is surprising given how many braincells they share between them
- Jouno is hands down the pretty popular jock on campus and all the girls FALL TO THEIR KNEES
- He does get in trouble every once in a while for bullying people or threatening them, but he has practically seduced the principal at this point, so it's no biggie
- Tecchou is that one kid who raises their hand in class and gets everything wrong
- He's great in gym class, though, seeing as he likes to work out in his spare time
- Some girls try to approach him while he's doing his own thing and staring at the ground but he's like "wait."
- "...wait? for what?"
- "the ants"
- "...the ants???"
- "you were about to step on them."
- Girls have now stopped trying to approach him
- Tachihara is the Bad Boy™ with Family Issues™ and Inferiority Complex™
- He gets in trouble A LOT
- Unlike Nikolai, it isn't for harmless questions or disturbing the class, it's for beating up someone else and egging someone's locker and placing a pin on the teacher's chair and-
- Needless to say, the teachers hate him with a burning passion
- He's taking Teruko as his apprentice in chaos, given she'd be around two year younger than him
- She doesn't get in trouble bc (assuming this is a different school and everything) the gym coach Fukuchi defends her in front of the school staff ALL THE TIME since she's his favorite student
- She's surprisingly good at most subjects, except...
- m a t h
- She screams and throws a full-on tantrum by tossing her math book outside the window then setting it on fire because this girl CANNOT survive variables and constants and graphs and parabolas
- Fly high, math notebook 😞✊🕊
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