these were so fun to make omg- (there's like a TEENY-TINY ITTY BIT of fyolai and suegiku IF YOU SQUINT????, in case anybody needs a warning for shipping or sum???)
Nikolai: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Fyodor: Go the fuck to sleep
Nikolai: What gif I don't want to?
Fyodor: Fuck You
Sigma: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Fyodor: Myxine Circifrons
Sigma:
Sigma: fsh
Fukuchi: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Teruko: Isn't that just killing people?
Fukuchi: Ah, technicality.
Jouno, tending to Tecchou's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Tecchou: Zero stars. Would not recommend.
Mori, going over Tachihara's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Tachihara: Yes
Mori: Okay... may I know what you create?
Tachihara: Problems.
Nikolai: I turned out perfectly fine!
Fyodor: Nikolai, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Nikolai: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Nikolai: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Fyodor: What's that?
Nikolai: Remorse code.
Fyodor: I'm even angrier now.
Tachihara: What is your biggest weakness?
Teruko: I can be uncooperative.
Tachihara: Okay, can you give me an example?
Teruko: No.
*Nikolai and Sigma are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Nikolai: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Sigma, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
Nikolai: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Sigma's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out..
Fyodor: It's dark in here
Nikolai: Don't worry dude I got this
Nikolai: *Stomps his feet*
Nikolai: *Skechers light up*
Tecchou: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Jouno: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Tachihara: You kill people for money?!
Fukuchi: I can explain!
Tachihara: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
Fyodor: God, give me patience.
Nikolai: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Fyodor: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Nikolai: I made tea.
Sigma: I don't want tea.
Nikolai: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Sigma: Then why are you telling me?
Nikolai: It is a conversation starter.
Sigma: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Nikolai: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Nikolai: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Fyodor:
Fyodor: Nikolai, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Nikolai: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Fukuchi: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Tecchou will and will not eat.
Teruko: Grass? Yes!
Fukuchi: Moss? Yes!!
Teruko: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Fukuchi: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Teruko: Worms? Sometimes!
Fukuchi: Rocks? Usually nah.
Teruko: Twigs? Usually!
Fukuchi: Jouno's cooking? Inconclusive!
Tachihara: How did you... test this?
Fukuchi: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.
Tachihara: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Jouno: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Fukuchi: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Jouno: 'Prettiest Smile'
Tachihara: 'Nicest Personality'
Teruko: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Tecchou: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Tachihara: Good morning.
Jouno: Good morning.
Tecchou: Good morning.
Fukuchi: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Teruko: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
