Swapped Patrols

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Penguin: "Wah wah! Where's da Batman?!"

(Gotham City)

(Penguin took out his umbrella)

Penguin: "Show yaself!"

(A blur swooped down behind him and Penguin opened fire and screamed until realizing that all the bullets were bouncing off the impenetrable chest of..)

Penguin: "Wah? Superman?!"

Superman: "Put down the umbrella and no one gets hurt."

Penguin: "Wah! I was expecting the Bat! This ain't your city!"

Superman: "I know. We decided to swap patrols this evening."

(Metropolis)

(A group of thugs bounced down the street in a green car)

Thug: "Ain't no Supa freak gonna take us down in this krypto nice car!"

(Batman landed on the windshield making the thugs scream and crash into a Garbage can)

(Batman pulled out the driver and glared into his eyes)

Batman: "The Kryptonite. Where'd you get it?"

Thug: "Ss..some scientist was sellin it off a that monster's corpse! Ya know? The one who killed Supa man that time? You was there right?"

(Batman threw him down)

Batman: "Yes. I was."

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