Percy Jackson updated his status: Why?
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Annabeth Chase: Why what?
Percy Jackson: Just..... Why?
Annabeth: -____-
Leo Valdez: Oh look a whale!
Nico di Angelo: Oh look, an idiot!
Leo Valdez: ;(
Percy Jackson: Where do the pencil shavings go after you sharpen a pencil?
Thalia Grace: The bin
Percy Jackson: Yeah, but then what?
Leo Valdez: One of the big questions in life....
Annabeth Chase: After the bin, it goes to the garbage truck, then is taken away.
Percy Jackson: But then what?
Leo Valdez: Well, I'm not sure, but I think that after they are taken into the garbage truck, they know the fate ahead of them if they stay in the garbage truck, so they go and jump out of the garbage truck, then they hale a special pencil shaving taxi, made for pencil shavings, and that takes them to a kingdom, called pencil shaving land, and then they each get to live in their own mansion, every Monday they got to the mall and then every Tuesday they eat tacos , and every Wednesday one of the pencil shavings is sacrificed to the others and they violently devour it and then on Thursday, they sit and watch the Harry Potter Series, and every Friday, more pencil shavings are sacrificed and violently devoured and then on Saturday, they need to get rid of some more pencil shavings without violently murdering them themselves, so they watch the twilight series, and they die of terrible and boring movie disease and then they violently devour them, and then on Sunday, they play games, like monopoly, the pencil shaving edition, and then they violently devour each other and feast off each others limbs, then on Monday the population is raised again because of new shipment and the cycle starts again. Hahaha, I wish I was a pencil shaving ;) It would be FUN!!!
Jason Grace: Um, Leo, are you ok?
Leo Valdez: I WANT TO BE A UNICORN!!!!!
Piper McLean: He is not himself.....
Leo Valdez: What do you mean I'm not myself? This is totally normal! I'm going to go violently devour pencils now! Bwahahaha! And no one can stop me! Annie, can I have a unicorn?
Annabeth Chase: Don't you dare call me Annie!
Leo Valdez: But I want a unicorn. ;( Wait no, I want a unipug! There so cute! And I want a flying giraffe! And I want an armadillo eating ant! SUGAR!!!!!! I NEED SUGAR!!!! AH!!!! A BUTTERFLY!!! I MUST HIDE BEFORE IT KILLS ME WITH LASER EYES!!!!!
Connor Stoll: Someone
Travis Stoll: Restrain him!
Thalia Grace: Don't start that again!
Connor Stoll: Ok, we
Travis Stoll: Won't
Jason Grace: Guys, be serious, we need to lock him up until it wears off!
Leo Valdez: Hahahahahahahaha!!! LSHIDMTWWASOTDF!!!! MORE SUGAR!!!! YUM!!!
Annabeth Chase: Ok, we're past the point of no return now.... It has to wear off eventually, we will just put up with him until it does.... And what's LSHIDMTWWASOTDF?
Leo Valdez: MORE SUGAR!!!! YUM YUM YUM!!!! ANNIE ITS "LAUGHING SO HARD I DROPPED MY TACO ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!!!! SUGAR AND TACOS!!!!! YUM!!!!!
Percy Jackson: What about rubber shavings?
Leo Valdez: Well, I'm not really sure but I think-
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A/N: Ok, hope you guys liked it. Please comment for feedback and also for ideas for topics. I've never done a Facebook chat book b4 so might need some help on ideas. Hope to here comments soon. Until next time vote, comment and share.
- cari41
