Beyond the 'Banks

7.

So, the gang and I went to this cemetery at night. We encountered a snake, ew yuck, and Kie stuck her hand inside a tomb and supposedly found something. Fun times right?

Kie passed her find to John B and out of all things, it was a FedEx folder with the words For Bird. The word bird sounded awfully familiar, like it was a nickname for someone.

"That's not gold..." Pope said with disappointment.

"Holy shit. This is from my dad." While JJ was lighting another cigarette he saw a car pull up and starting yelling to us.

"Code red! Code red! Square groupers! Square groupers!"

"Go go go go go" Kie told us.

"It's the guys who robbed your house." JJ said.

"Man they must really like you John B." I said while we all sat behind the tombstone.

"Lights. Lights." Kie said referring to the eye-blinding shining flashlights that we bought along with us.

"Turn your light off JJ!" I whisper shouted at him.

"Do you think it's them?" Kie asked. We could see a gold cart pull up and some talking going on.

"Homie's got a gun." JJ pointed out.

"Not surprised." I muttered.

"Screw this." Kie said while getting up to run, the rest of us following her. We all jumped over the gate, well most of us actually.

"Guys I'm stuck!" Pope shouted, not surprised.

"Alright we got you." I reassured him while JJ pulled out his gun.

"JJ not everything needs to involve the gun."

"Molly you're gonna rip me." Pope repeated over and over again.

"You'll be fine man, come on." Yeah he wasn't really fine, his pants did in fact rip right off revealing his underpants.

"Nice panties. Come on dude." JJ said while we all rushed into the van.

"It's a little Tootsie Roll!"

Back the Chateau JJ was making himself a Peanut Butter sandwich but the bread was well past its expiration date.

"That bread had mold on it three days ago." Pope commented.

"I'll just pull off the bad parts plus mold is good for you. It's just a natural organism.

"There's no way you're eating that..." I told him, shocked he was actually putting PB on it.

"I might. Why? You want some?" JJ teased while pulling off a moldy part and put it near my mouth.

"I don't even think a bear would even eat that."

"Maybe not Smokey or the Bernstein's but..."

"Oh he's got jokes now" I said while chuckling.

"Yeah I'm actually pretty funny."

"Funny looking.."

"JJ! Molly!" Kie shouted at us, wanting us over near them.

"We're coming, we're coming."

"Hot damn! Let's do it."

JJ took one bite of his sandwich and gagged, throwing away the part that was in his mouth. John B ripped the top off of the folder and took out what appeared to be a marked map.