headcannons , annoying things they do.

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takemichi
being super slow at jokes. you could be telling him the most basic elementary school level joke and he would be like "huh?" and it drives you crazy. it's not on purpose though. please give the boy some time he's really trying his best haha.

baji
fakebangs you whenever you bend down to pick something up. you swear to god he drops things on purpose in front of you so he could do this. it never fails to catch you off guard whenever you feel him behind you as he laughs his ass off. he never can run away from a slap on his head though.

shiba taiju
sneezes like a dad. he rarely ever sneezes but this one time you were sleeping on his lap, and he sneezed and you almost died from a heart attack. it took him a whole week for his apology to be accepted by you from the traumatic experience.

hanma shuji
calls you mommy/daddy as a joke. he does this in public and you can never escape it. this piece of shit enjoys teasing you and it's literally his hobby so this is one of his favourite things to pull from his sleeve whenever you're mad at him because seeing you sweat from trying to shut him up is the best.

matsuno chifuyu
uses 2013 meme phrases unironically. he doesn't mean any harm but hearing "yeet" and "boiii" on a daily basis does something to your mental health. just a little bit. but of course, you still love him with your whole ass.

hanemiya kazutora
loves baji a little too much. this dude swears he loves you but sometimes you can't help but to question him because the amount of time he spends with baji is a little questionable. in a not-so-serious way, of course. you don't mind it but the way he loves keisuke really has you thinking about who his lover really is. (it's you.)

shinichiro
acting like the boys🥶💪🏻🦍—in a non disrespectful way, if that makes sense. he's honestly really sweet to you but he's the type to have a shitty soundcloud account and is so dumb that he's respectful. it's slightly confusing to you. he'd also say something like "what size pussy are you, baby?" with full seriousness when offering to buy you pad.

kisaki tetta
pee standing up

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