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i went to rhs club and my hot sexy crush was there
shed eeran's pov
i was at rhs club bc i need friends bc i dont have any friends bc i scared them all away by calling them loads of slurs like straight and nicki minaj
the sexy hot vampire demon bf boy that punched me in the tonsil was there 🥺 and then i watched as he paced towards me, maybe he has a crush on me, maybe we are secret lovers that can't be together because hes like a popular goth demon boy and im just a shy awkward loser waaaaa i have no friends waaaa
but there might be a possibility that we are as compatible as a couple as my favourite celebrity couple greta thunberg (right) and justin bieber (left)
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the person in charge of rhs club was my favourite youtube channel of all time x.fidget.slimee.baddie.editzzzz.charli.fanpage.100k.baddieee.tutorialz.x._x and morgzmumself gave us some rules for the club
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and then we had to do some role playing yay fun
my name was
Shed Eeran / Cute / Shy / Insecure / Has secrets / Gets bulid / Has crush / Furry / Alt / Catgirl / Cottagecore / Pronouns are Lithu/Ania / Transracial / Has personality disorder called Blindness / Part time mass paramedic / Has small business / When the ****** we shine together / Member of key and jas scam call centre / Celebrity crush is Milo from tweenies
and i found a hot boy while role playing.....
Mata Harry / Hot / Sexy / Popular / Half demon / Half vampire / Needs gf / Has an arousing pleasure wand / Dreamsexual / Member of Ragin and key's scam society / Professional Toon therapist / Lost virginity to kawaii obama senpai OwO / Beingrailedbyforged,,,,xoxoxoxo / Pronouns are Middleman/Middlemanself / Celeb crush is the vacuum cleaner from teletubbies
