how shed eeran conquered the world

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shed eeran's pov

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today the best incident of my life happend my mom camw back home 🥺

for those who dont already know my mom has been a part of the military for 6.5bil + years and she is always leaving me to go and fight in foreign countries such as london

it makes me really upset and hurt and damaged when she leafs me cause it reminds me of when everyone else leaf me and no one lov me and i will forever be alone

and then i start cryibg and change my discord name to Gone.#4444 and in my diary server this is what i write

but today she came back from defeating dua lipa's army in the equator  and she looked so pleased to see me so i took a selfie with her and posted it on tiktwitterinstasnapbookfacepinteresttokcord 🥺

i told my mom that i have a bf whos not my bf who also is my bf but is kinda not my bf since hes not really my bf but i would like to think hes my bf even tho hes not my bf but kinda is my bf but technically isnt my bf but i think he is my bf and hes called mata harry and my mom was impressed

'wow shed how on earth did you manage to pull such a fittie' my mom said

'i sang him some of my favourite romantic love songs theyre called thinking in quiet, shape of me, imperfect, i care (ft dustbin beaver), hill on the castle and ugly people' i said

'wiw youre so untalented my beautiful daughter/son/child/offspring/creature/creation/discovery i think you could go on the y factor you would probably not win it because ur shit at singing but u should go on there anyway'

tears streamed out my eyes because of my moms kind and pleasant words i was so happy that she supported me no mather what i love our untoxic mother and child relationship

so i went to audition for the y factor i decided to wear a messy bun so i can show the audience and judges that im not like other girls ans maybe i will get the golden buzzer if they find out im a morgzmum super fuan

'hello what is your name and age and where are you from' symon growl said

'h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi (sorry for bad english) my name is sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shed eeran and im -6.022x10^23 kilometres old and i was born and raised in france but now i live in paris' my face blushed with embarrassment as i thought omg what if i mess up and everyone laughs at me and i get bulyd agen and i will have to go to safe house on discord and change my status to 💔 dms closed.

'okay shed and what are u foing to sing for us today'

'um this is a very emotional tribute song that i wrote myself its about my mother who pasta way fromher severe trigger of sentences last century in fact shes here in the audience right now' i then waved to my mom 'and hopefully when i sing this song it will feel like a part of her is still here with me in this very room right now' a tear trickled out of my eye

'aw okay what is this song called'

'its called Morgz, RiceGum, Deji, KSI and Jake Paul Among us sussy baka balls rawr xd sus imposter SUS DISSTRACK ft. Big Uzi Vert ft. Drake ft. Harri Style ft. Two Directions ft. Girl in Blue'

'wow omg sounds like its gonna be a very sad song well best of luck shed'

i stood there on that stage with all those peoples eyes looking right into my soul and watched them all as i began to sing the first note of the song even tho i felt so insecure and vulnerable so i thought maybe if i cover my face with my eyes so ill look really mysterious and like ive been through a lot

by the end of my performance i recieved a round of applause as 3 people in the audience began to clap for me i couldnt believe this was real ive never felt this unconditional support before

'shed your singing sounds like absolute turd'

wtf i cant believe simpn cowel would insult me like that!!!??!

'did i mention that i was bullied ever since the age of 4 centimetres'

'no u didnt'

'ans on top of that i pasta way from hair cancer last night so ut would really mean the world to me if i won the y factor' i said 'oh yeah and im not like other girls. since i have a birth defect which made me born with two eyes, one mouth, one nose and two ears ;-; i get bulid for that every day'

'okay shed since you have clearly been through a lot in your life im going to give u the golden buzzer and im not even giing to look at the other contestants' auditions because im automatically appoitnging u as the winner of the y factor' simon said with a smile on his face

'wtf is that it? i think i deserve more thats legit the bare minimum :/'

'okay fine you can have a discount code to get 450% off my small business called urban outfitters'

'yay thank you simon'

i then went home and i was so happy i could finally afford to buy a jail cell for my mom so i can trap her at home and she can never leave me to fo to work ever again 🥺💕