Jessica Snicket

House of freaks

(Jessica Snicket pov)
Me, Olivia and Olaf saw a two headed person and a baby walking towards us. They stopped a little away from us. ''Who, please, are you?'' Asked Olivia. ''We're three...two freaks. We saw your ad. Were looking for work.'' Said one of the heads. ''You certainly are hideous whit those two heads.'' Said Olaf. ''To late for interview. Come back in the morning.'' Said Olivia. ''Nonsens! Auditioning is one of my specialties.'' Said Olaf. ''I didn't know you had specialties.'' I Whispered. ''What?'' Asked Olaf. ''What?'' I Asked. ''What?'' Asked the two headed. ''Anyways. Lulu, let me tease...no, torment...mmm. Ingerview these freaks for your carnival show. This way.'' Said Olaf.

Olaf walked inside the tent. Me, Olivia and the freaks followed behind. I walked up to the freak. ''Hi my anem is naz Villian. Madam lulu's, god daughter. I'm here training to be a fortune teller.'' I Said. ''Nice to meet you naz.'' Said one of the two heads. We went inside the tent. I sat down in a chair. ''What did you say your name was?'' Asked Olaf. ''We didn't Said one of the two head. ''I'm beverly. This is my other head, Elliot.'' Said beverly. ''Must be difficult, having two heads.'' Said Olaf. ''It's very difficult. You Can imagine Who hard it is to find clothes.'' Said Elliot. ''I noticed your shirt. I've got one just like it, mot as dirty obviously. It's very in.'' Said Esmé. ''Just beacous we're freaks dosen't it mean we don't care about fashion.'' Said beverly. ''Aw.'' Said Esmé. ''Do you have trouble eating?'' Asked Olaf. ''Well i...'' started Elliot but Olaf cut him of. ''Let's see how much trouble you have.'' Said Olaf. He took a corn from the hook handed man. ''Here, eat this of corn, you two-headed freak.'' Said Olaf and handed beverly and Elliot the corn. Their tryed to eat it but failed as hell. The troupe started to laugh. ''Look at them!'' Said one of the two white faved woman. ''They can't Even eat an ear of corn.'' Said the other white faced. ''How freakes.'' Said both of them. Beverly and Elliot lost the corn on the tabel. ''Pick the corn up off the tabel, freak.'' Said Olaf. They took up the corn and eated it. When they was finnished they didn't look happy. ''That is the funnets job interview i have ever seen!'' Said the hook handed man. ''You must hire these freaks at once, lulu. Audiences love sloppy eating. Trust me, i know.'' Said count Olaf. The baby started growling, Esmé looked down at the baby. ''What is that? Og, some sort of feral infant.'' Asked Esmé. ''That is Chabo the wolf baby.'' Said Elliot. ''Her mother, a hunter, fell in love whit a wolf. And That's their child.'' Said beverly. Obviously lying. ''I didn't know that was possible.'' Said the gendger less one. ''Anything is possible. Am i right Elliot?'' I Asked. I took my hand up to high five Elliot but he just gave me a look that Said 'no'. I sat down in the chair again. ''It might be funny to watch her eat corn, too.'' Said the hook handed man and found a corn to feed chabo whit. ''Here, chabo.'' Said the hook handed man. Chabo eated, master fast. The hook handed man Screamed and runned back to where he stood. I like that baby. Chabo throw the rest at Olaf and his troupe and they all Screamed. Forget like, i love that baby. ''She's a bit wild.'' Said Elliot. ''People are always liming the violence. Yes, Chabo is hired, too. Starting at show tomorrow, Beverly and Elliot will eat corn ans little wolf fream will attack audience. Question?'' Asked Olivia. ''Of course they don't. They're lucky to have work. Whitout this carnival they'd be working in human resources whit the rest of the freaks.'' Said Olaf. ''You are as right as you are handsome, my Olaf.'' Said Olivia. ''Handsome?'' Asked Esmé. ''Is business term, please. Wolfie, two-headed thing, report to house of freaks, where work accommodations will be provided. Also health imsurance, although. Nerby hospital is now how you say...'' Said Olivia. ''Burned down.'' Said Olaf. ''Out of network. Off you go.'' Said Olivia. The freaks started to go out. ''Unless You're still hungry. There's plenty of corn.'' Said Olaf. Walking to the the freaks. ''We'll est them like normal people, but you freaks just aren't like us.'' Said Olaf. Olaf and bis troupe started to scream 'not like us'. The freaks went out.

(Violet Baudelaire pov)
Me, Klaus and Sunny was in a trolley whit freaks. Their name was, kevin, Hugo and collete. They was very kind i didn't want to Lie to them. ''I feel bad that we have to Lie to them.'' Said Klaus. ''It's the only way to Get answer from Lulu.'' I Said. ''If we Can trust her. And Naz.'' Said Klaus. I just have that feeling we have seen her before. ''Did you notice something strange about them?'' I Asked. ''Everything is strange about them.'' Said Klaus. ''I feel like We've seen them before.'' I Said. ''I understand madam lulu. I feel like that to but i can't remember Naz.'' Said Klaus. ''Naz, just remind me of someone. A girl Who was on the theater where Olaf almost married me and at dark Avenue under the auction.'' I Said. Klaus didn't say anything. We just layed in a bed trying to Get some Sleep.