Jessica Snicket

The Baudelaires

(Jessica Snicket pov)
Me and Olivia outside the house of freaks tent. Olivia was going to tell me Who, beverly, Elliot and Chabo was. ''Who are they?'' I Asked. ''The Baudelaires. They are Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire.'' Said Olivia. I was shocked. I was going to say something but count Olaf Come. ''Lulu, Naz, Come on.'' Said Olaf.

We walked inside the tent and into the changing room. ''That was horrible. That was humiliating. It's bad enough i have to kill time im carnival waiting for mystical spirits to slove my problems. But i make the best of it. I give one of my Greatest performance, and There's hardlt anyone in the audience.'' Said Olaf. ''There were three people and Naz.'' Said the gender less one. ''I tell you Caligari carnival is on hard times. Is not good business Model to have carnival in hinterlands. The roller coaster is kn the... What)s the Word?'' Asked Olivia. ''Fritz.'' I Said. ''Fritz. Thank you Naz. Fritz. And frankly, roving pack of starvling Lions really cuts down on tourist trade.'' Said Olivia. ''I didn't give up a glamorus theateical career to be preforming to nearly-empty houses.'' Said Olaf. ''You gave it up to chase those orphans. ''They're not orphans if one of the parents is still Alive!'' Said Olaf. ''No shit Sherlock.'' I Said. ''Spirit world will be answering all your question very soon please. My Olaf must have patience.'' Said Olivia. ''I', tired of patience. If you want a mule to move, you Can reward it whit a carrot or you Can hit it whit a stick. I want answers to my questions, and i want an audience worthy of my greatness. I need to find a way to fill the stands whit adoring crowds, and yet remind certain people that i am force to be feared and obeyed. But What could possibly do that?'' Asked Olaf. He just started at soemthing. ''Mabye i Can beat two mules whit one stick. I need to run an errand. I need all of you to dig a pit.'' Said Olaf. O no. He is leaving. ''my Olaf is leaving?'' Asked Olivia. ''Yes. To Get you a gift.'' Said Olaf. ''What kind of gift?'' Asked Olivia. ''Not any of my bracelets.'' Said emsé. Olaf walked up to Olivia. ''It's a suprise.'' Said Olaf and kissed Olivias hand. Ewww. ''Need to burrow this.'' Said olad and took a rope from Esmé. ''What are you freaks looking at?'' Asked Olaf. ''We're wondering if you had anh notes on out performance.'' Said beverly or should i say Violet. ''One of your heads was good.'' Said Olaf and walked out.

Me and Olivia started to walk to our tent. ''How was it to be kissed by Olaf?'' I Asked. ''Awefull. Disgusting. Terrible. I have more Words.'' Said Olivia. ''I belive that.'' I Said. We where almost at the tent but Esmé stopped us. ''Come whit me. Tell me What you think of my dress.'' Said Esmé. We walked away and started to talk about Esmés dress.

(Violet Baudelaire pov)
Me, Klaus and Sunny are wathcing a movie. It was a movie we whached whit uncle Monty, i miss him. The crystal ball showed a man. ''What of i want people to take away from my films are the themes, the caracters and seceret Messages in the subtiles. For exemple, my caracter might say, 'Deborah, please returner mu end tabel' but look trough the spyglass, and you see the Word 'department'.'' Said the man. The crystal ball showed Jacques Snicket. ''When meeting a volunteer, you may determinert their allegiance whit the use of a code prhase.'' Said Jacques. ''Jacques Snicket.'' Said Klaus. The crystal ball showed a girl Who looked like a little girl version of Jacques. She looked like she was 13. she was really beautiful. She was reading a book. ''When you drive away in seceret, you'll be a volunteer, so don't scream when we take you.'' Said the girl and looked up from the book ''The world is quiet here.'' Said the girl. ''That was in Duncan's commonplace book. And that girl.'' Said Klaus. ''She is really pretty.'' I Said. ''Jacques Snicket, Said he had a daughter. What if she is the daughter.'' Said Klaus. I wasn't really listening to Klaus. I just looked at that girl. She was so beatifull.

(Jessica Snicket pov)
Esmé Said she wanted me and Olivia to tell her What we tought about her dress. She didn't say anything she just started at Olivia. It was awkward silence. ''It's a Nice day.'' I Said. ''I know your little seceret.'' Said Esmé. O no. 'I don't understand, please, What å Miss, Squalor is saying.'' Said Olivia. ''Drept the accent. It dosen't fiol me. I know Who you are.'' Said Esmé. Yep That's it. We are taken. ''Of course you do. I am madam lulu, fortune teller at Caligari carnival. And this is my god daughter Naz Villian, Who is here to train to be a fortune teller.'' Said Olivia. ''And i am Esmé Gigi geniveve Squalor, the city's sixth most important financial advisor. Don't treat me like some school librarian Who just stelles of the trolley. That pathetick makeup. The ludicrous wig. I know What You're doing.'' Said Esmé. ''And What, please, is that?'' Asked Olivia. ''You're trying to steal my boyfriend.'' Said Esmé. I couldn't help but laugh. Why would anybody be count Olaf girlfriend or boyfriend. ''What?! No. Please, i do not know What you are talking about, please.'' Said Olivia. ''It's bad enough I've been dragged all over, and there are no in restaurants, no in boutiques. I'm forced to make my on dress out of a fes scrapbooking of tent.'' Said emsé. Me and Olivia turned around to see a tent whit houls. Now we know where she got that dress from. ''I will not be thrown over a crany. Stay away from my boyfriend, or i don't know What i'll do.'' Said Esmé. Esmé started to walk away. ''Soo, What just happened?'' I Asked. ''To be honest. I have no idea.'' Said Olivia. ''Should we go?'' I Asked. ''Yes.'' Said Olivia.