Random X Reader Oneshots

🔥~Sapnap~🔥

Sapnap oneshot here! Enjoy!!

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Sapnap pov

"Y/N WHAT THE FUCK?!" Clay yelled from the kitchen
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"

"What happened now?"

"What's going on?" Karl asked on Discord
"I'm sure Y/n pranked Clay again."
"That doesn't sound like a prank." George replied

Deciding to save Y/n once again, I took off my headphones and opened the door, seeing Clay walk past me and Y/n sitting at the counter drinking a Monster Energy can. I walked over and Y/n didn't seem to notice I was there, arms crossed on the counter and her heels on the chair legs.

"Hey Nick." Y/n spoke quietly

Sitting in the chair next to her, she moved away slightly as I sat down. Normally she'd playfully push me or try to fight me in some sort of way. This was odd.

"What's wrong?"
"Nothing." She said sharply

She took a swig of her drink and stared at the cabinets.

"You're lying."

She rolled her eyes, ignoring what I said.

"Did you go too far?" I asked
"No. Clays just bent cause I touched his god damn cat."

That can't just be it... right?

"You sure that was it?" I asked smugly

She rolled her eyes again and huffed a breath.

"Okay fine. I put Patches in Clays underwear drawer... with all his underwear's in there." She muttered shyly

I was trying not to laugh but it was really hard not to. It was such an easy prank to create, but the fact that Y/n stuck Patches in the drawer itself and kept her there was the funny part.

"It wasn't funny." Clay suddenly said as he came down the stairs
"It was to me." Y/n giggled

Clay glared at her with his green eyes. Y/n stared him down as well, trying to scare him. There was silence for a little bit until Y/n moved.

"Okay fine... let's do this like men." She finally said

Sticking her hand back up her hoodie, she quickly drew out a diamond Minecraft sword, charging straight for Clay.

"Well this seems a little unfair Y/n!" I yelled diving behind the sofa

Clay jumped behind the counter, trying to hide from Y/n.

"Chickens." Y/n teased

I looked over the top of the sofa and noticed Clay quickly crawl up the stairs to his room, getting away from Y/n unnoticed. Clay left the door open as he quickly went inside and came back with an axe and sword, throwing one to me as Y/n turned around to face him.

"Oh Dream!" She said
"Oh Y/n!"

With Y/n's back to me, I jumped at her, not noticing Clay was right under where I was going to land.

"Nick!" Clay yelled

Without stepping on Clay, I landed awkwardly and fell on the ground, right at Y/n's feet. She held the sword right at my neck as she squatted and pressed a foot to my chest.

"You missed." She said
"I did... but he didn't." I sassed back

That's when Clay came up and slashed the fake sword against her back, Y/n playing dead after he hit her.

"Oh nooooo I'm dying! Nick help me! Give me a totem!" She fake whined

I rolled over and gave her a hand and she just looked up at me, still laying on the ground. She looked at my hand and then at me.

"How bout I be your Totem of Undying?" I asked slyly

Clay just laughed at fake choked himself before saying "That was the most shitty one liner I've ever heard."

"Shut up Clay!" I yelled
"Yeah!" Y/n added

I helped her up and she just smiled.

"Ewwww I'm going to go back to my room and remember all I have right now is George... and that he's not my boyfriend." Clay fake cried walking away slowly

The end!!! Hope you enjoyed!!!